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• This Weeks Funny Tweets And Checking In On The Universe To See If We Are All...

  

  This week nothing seems funny. But dammit, I am determined to find a giggle or two! Check out the winners from Twitter I chose to share with you: @cellapaz my... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Finally Graduation Season & We Have Some Cool Ideas On Celebrating Your Gra...

  

  Basic Invite Finally. Your kid is going to graduate! Whether it’s High School or College, I got you. This is such a bitter sweet time and after a crazy year of... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• What You Need To Know About Easter Bunnies and Other Spring Things That Keep...

  

  What in the Sam Hill does a giant ugly bunny and colored eggs have to do with Easter and the Miracles of that day? I have never understood how the bunny and... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Another Rage Rant On How The Human Race Is Annoying Me And Driving Me Over A...

  

  Please don’t call 911 on me. This is just my usual rant on how the Human Race is insane in the membrane STILL. I think we are all tired of the left, right,... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Prostitution Classes and Other Bizarre Rabbit Holes We’ve Discovered On Google...

  

  Quarantine started out with, “Ok, we can do this. Hunker down and watch Netflix, work from home and try not to use too much toilet paper”. Then went to, “OMG,... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Thirsty Thursday – Summer Dreams Edition

  

  It’s almost the end of March, beginning of Spring, close to the end of a pandemic and time for planning your summer dreams! Are you going to take a vacation?... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Of The Funniest Tweets To Make Your Mental Health Better For The Next Few...

  

  Today is a great day to share some of the funniest tweets from Twitter. My entire twitter feed is nothing but funny people. It keeps me mentally happy! We shoul... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Thirsty Thursday-Spring Cocktail Edition

  

  Our first Thirsty Thursday post was a huge success. Not. I think 2 people actually read it. But that’s ok, I am pushing through my tears and doing another one.... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Subscription Boxes Are The In Thing For The Best Gift Giving Experience, And I...

  

  Recently, Cheryl Gossman from Marilyns.gift, contacted me about her Subscription and Gift Box business and asked me to check out one of their gift boxes. Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Thirsty Thursdays with Midlife Margaritas. Cocktails and Celebrities Edition.

  

  What? A second blog post in one week?! Have I lost my mind? The answer is yes. No shame in my game. I’ve been posting once a week for a few years now and I... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• 8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In...

  

  It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• It’s National Margarita Day Or As I Like To Call It, Day Of The Bottomless...

  

  Actually I celebrate this day most of the year. I used to wear out at least one blender a year. Then I got smart and started buying the Bucket of Frozen Margs... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2021 LIFESTYLE

• People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You...

  

  You know these people right? The soulless, humorless, most boring people in the world. They surround us like a pandemic with no vaccine in sight. Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2021 LIFESTYLE

• The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And...

  

  Have you gone to any of those “Fact Checking” sites lately? I’m not talking about Snopes either. I’m talking about the ones that claim to verify factual... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2021 LIFESTYLE

• I Strained The Ligaments In My Arm And Now I Feel Like A One-Armed Paper Hanger.

  

  Remember the other week when I told you I had Vertigo and hurt myself? No? It was a few posts ago. Probably not worth reading anyway. So here’s the gist. (Yes... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

  

  So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2021 LIFESTYLE

• My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margarita...

  

  I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2021 LIFESTYLE

• 2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And...

  

  Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2021 LIFESTYLE

• 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

  

  Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2020 LIFESTYLE

• How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year...

  

  Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2020 LIFESTYLE