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Kid-Free Living Humor Blog
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Laugh-out-loud stories about family, drinking, traveling and generally having too much free time by author Amy Vansant.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 284 )
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We Survived the Turkey – New Books & Giveaways
It’s been a little while, but the last time you heard from me (unless you’re new, in which case hi!) I was preparing to poison my family with a Christmas... Read more
Posted on 24 January 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Free and Bargain Books
FREE TODAY ON AMAZON!My friend Jerri Hines and her ROMANTIC PICKS website put together a collection of romance deals for today – some free some bargain,... Read more
Posted on 28 November 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
New Author Chat Area, Poll Results & Meet Gloria
New Author Chat Area – Share with Me!I wanted to let you know I’ve added a little chat area to my website! Now if you’re ever reading one of my books and you... Read more
Posted on 08 November 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Sexy Poll Questions & A Cover Reveal & Free Stuff
Psst!…Between you and me…How do you feel about sex?Here’s why I ask. The new series I’m writing I started because I like writing thrillers/mysteries but I wante... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Cake Tragedies & Winner of Name My Leading Lady (and More)!
My mother loves chocolate cake, but that dessert is an endangered species. Nowadays every “chocolate cake” on a restaurant menu is that dense, flourless “death... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Name My New Leading Lady (and Win Books as Usual)
Time-Traveling Highlander – now there’s a novel idea…I’ve asked you to name bars in my novels, now you can name the leading character of my new series! Read more
Posted on 14 October 2016 HUMOR -
Oh, You Know, Free Books and Whatnot.
Well things were exciting around here yesterday. Amazon changed their review policies so authors can’t give free books in exchange for reviews! Read more
Posted on 05 October 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Win 40 Romance Novels & Get a Free Romantic Urban Fantasy (or 2)
As many of you know I’m all about free stuff for my readers! In fact, when Cherubim (Angeli II) was released I asked everyone if they’d like a free copy in... Read more
Posted on 22 September 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Winner of the Name the Bar Contest and a Monster Cozy Mystery Giveaway…
First off, my new urban fantasy novel, Varymor: Angeli Book III is out! Whoo! (Get it on Amazon)(If urban fantasy isn’t you’re thing, don’t worry I also have a... Read more
Posted on 08 September 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
3 Dog Night – And a Mega-Giveaway!
I’ve known for months that I’d be babysitting my brother’s new doodle, Lucy, while he took the family on vacation. What I didn’t know, was that my... Read more
Posted on 09 August 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Free Book & Big Coupon for Pet Stuff…
Get Pineapple Lies for Free August 1-4!First off, welcome to everyone who is new to me through the AuthorsXP.com Crime/Mystery giveaway – I have free things... Read more
Posted on 01 August 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
More Contests for $100 and Free Books Galore…
So this newsletter is all about free stuff! Another big giveaway for book “gift baskets” – this time for Mystery/Crime novels of various sorts! $100 giveaway!... Read more
Posted on 25 July 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
New Marketing Idea for Authors
This post is for authors, so my apologies to the readers on my mailing list thinking “Dang, this post isn’t making fun of her husband at all. Read more
Posted on 14 July 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Win Fantasy eBooks…And an Ugly Toe.
First, hello to all the cozy mystery lovers who entered my cozy mystery giveaway! I have a bunch of exciting stuff coming up for you (and my regular people) soo... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Why Men Can’t Hit the Toilet
By Didier Descouens – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=26449955It’s always been a mystery to me, why men can’t seem to hi... Read more
Posted on 05 July 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Win Up to 9 Cozy Mystery Novels!
This event is legit – and a great way to win a ton of great books! (I know it is legit because I’m running it through my new author support site... Read more
Posted on 25 June 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Contest Winner – Pineapple Port Bar – Named!
Took me a little longer than I hoped, thanks to a vacation/family visits/holiday blah blah blah – but I finally picked the name of the bar that appears in the... Read more
Posted on 28 May 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Win a Bar in Pineapple Port!
Name a Pub in Pineapple Port AND Win All Three Pineapple Port Mysteries Signed by Amy Vansant (me)!I’m working on the final edit of Pineapple Port Mystery #3 –... Read more
Posted on 02 May 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Practical Joke: Plants & Ants & Crabs, Oh My.
My parents have a house in Florida where they spend half the year. The other half they live about a block from me here in Maryland. Read more
Posted on 27 April 2016 HUMOR -
Dog Cornhole Champion of the World
I’ve had a web development company (Vansant Creations) since 1997 that pays the bills (Shockingly, writing novels isn’t the e-ticket to riches.) That’s nearly... Read more
Posted on 10 April 2016 FAMILY, HUMOR