Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• An Indecent Promposal (Vlog)

  It’s been six whole years since I went to my senior prom, and I’m finally ready to discuss being dateless, hating boutineers (which have always sounded to me... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 11 Icky Thoughts Every Blogger Has Had

  

  Most of the time blogging is like cheesecake-flavored sunshine hugs, but there days when even the most sensible, hard-working bloggers will succumb to the icky... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Met Gala 2014

  

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  Posted on 06 May 2014 CELEB, FASHION, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• April in Review

  

  For more photos of my cat and of me without make-up, follow my Instagram @katienotholmes. Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Review of ‘The Other Woman’ (From Someone Who Didn’t Need to Actually See It t...

  

  Infidelity. Shenanigans. Girl power. Over an hour of your life you’ll never get back. These are all words that could be used to describe The Other Woman, which... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• So, I Stepped in Dog Poop This Morning

  

  My alarm went off like any other morning, and even though silencing my phone and staying in bed for the foreseeable future was a much more attractive prospect... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Learning to Rollerblade (With Video!)

  

  There are a lot of childhood activities that I never fully mastered, like hopping on a pogo stick, “jumping in” toward a moving jump rope, successfully... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• For Your Music Library Consideration: Lana Del Rey

  

  I usually avoid sharing my music preferences because it brings out all the elitist music snobs and their unwelcome feedback: You listen to that? Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nobody Puts My Baby Bib in a Corner

  

  I’m at an age now where I get excited about people around me having babies—blame those adorable hooded bath towels. I want to see all the pictures (even the... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Heartbreak of the Hollow Chocolate Bunny

  

  When I was a little girl testing Easter egg dye colors on hard boiled eggs that would later be hunted and devoured, I always looked forward to one thing: the... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Answering Your Coachella FAQs

  

  It’s hard to believe the first weekend of Coachella has already flown by. If you didn’t make it to weekend one, you missed once in a lifetime performances from... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Time I Was Confronted About An A$#hole Driving Maneuver

  

  I’m generally a judicious, safe driver. I wear my seatbelt, I rarely do more than 10 MPH over the speed limit, and I always lookout for squirrels (and even... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 11 Hypothetical Breakups You Might Actually Care About

  None of us are strangers to painful breakups (Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, you and that person with the weird laugh you... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to the Woman Straightening Her Hair in the Public Restroom

  

  Hey girl,Did you oversleep this morning? Maybe on a whim you decided to change your alarm ringtone from “Turn Down for What” to “All of Me” and instead of wakin... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Leah from ‘Teen Mom 2′ Brings Out My Unattractive Forehead Vein

  

  For the last two or three episodes of Teen Mom 2, I’ve been battling an urge to write about a specific conflict on the show that’s been driving me crazy, and... Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sass & Balderdash on the Daily Post!

  Important announcement, Sassholes:Sass & Balderdash is being featured on The Daily Post today! It’s about how I came up with my blog name along with some sage... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 21 Reasons Staying Home for Spring Break Isn’t So Bad

  

  With spring allegedly on its way, you’ve probably noticed a lot of your friends and frenemies have been bragging about the awesome spring break they have... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Lost Dog Whisperer: Part 2

  

  My second lost dog rescue was markedly less satisfying than my first, and this time I had my boyfriend along with me for the ordeal. Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Lost Dog Whisperer: Part 1

  

  If you’ve been reading my blog for any length of time, you’ve probably pegged me as a cat lady, and it’s a title I’d accept with purride (and with less... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Good Repairman is Hard to Find

  

  Being on house arrest or going on a blind date are both probably more straightforward than having a repairman (cable guy, plumber, electrician, butcher, baker,... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION