Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• A Survey for YOU!

  Sassholes,I’ve made a really brief survey (only four questions!) that I’d love for you to complete if you could. You can find it by clicking here or copying... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Celebrated My Birthday at the Hospital

  

  I didn’t want to admit it to anyone – not even myself – but sitting in the family surgery waiting room with the commentary from daytime television competing wit... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Really Achieve the Perfect ‘Beach Body’

  As sunny skies and warmer temperatures promise to banish any lingering winter sweaters to the back of the closet, we’ll soon be welcoming the beginning of... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 24

  

  On June 13, 2014, the following takes place between 12 AM and 11:59 PM: my 24th birthday.Yep, my birthday is on the 13th, and it happens to be a Friday this... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I May Have Been Snubbed by Man Crates

  

  Most of the messages I receive in my blog email inbox come from freelance writers wanting to do guest editorials about boring topics most of which, contrary to... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Most Valuable Skill for Job Seekers

  Even though two years have passed since I graduated from undergrad and was evicted from the comfortable college bubble where my biggest concerns were skipping... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• That Chick From Craigslist

  Over the years you’ve probably read a few blog posts about my boyfriend–like the one about his dog, the one I wrote in honor of our first anniversary, the one... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Drake Was Right About Sprained Ankles

  

  I feel like I’ve been flying by the seat of my pants lately, and it’s a lot less comfortable than flying coach. Between me and my boyfriend’s second anniversary... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Shouldn’t Be Allowed At Wakes

  

  Despite it being me and my boyfriend’s second anniversary yesterday, we had a wake to attend for his aunt, and leave it to a family wake to be more eventful tha... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• That Guy From Craigslist

  

  “That’s the femur bone of my last date.” It was how he welcomed me into his apartment for the very first time. I laughed in nervous good humor because as funny... Read more

  Posted on 04 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• May in Review

  

  Bring on birthday and anniversary month. Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Today on Long Awkward Pause: The Ice Cream Shoppe

  

  Hey Sassholes,I’m on LAP today reporting about a hotbed of political disharmony… the ice cream shoppe. Join me here: LAP Investigates: The Ice Cream Shoppe,... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bridging the Gap Between #YesAllWomen and #NotAllMen

  

  I believe every person, man or woman, is only entitled to something that belongs to another person if that person explicitly grants it to them—that includes a... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Kimye Wedding: All the Details!

  

  While many were remembering those in the armed forces who fought for our freedom or cooking out on the grill to celebrate the unofficial beginning of summer, th... Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Mystique of the Maxi Dress

  

  My birthday is coming up next month, and because celebrating in my full birthday suit is a little bold for my taste, I’m in the market for a cute birthday... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Graduation Gifts to Avoid

  

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  Posted on 21 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Case of the Winter Toenails

  

  DISCLAIMER: This post is about feet. I have a deep respect for those with toe trepidations, so please stop reading here if you’re one of those anti-feet people. Read more

  Posted on 20 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Technology Outage Heard ‘Round The Office

  

  When you work in an office, there are days when you come in to discover a glorious bounty of doughnut holes, and while you’re shamelessly carbo-loading at your... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why Solange Really Attacked Jay Z

  

  The rumor mill and the BeyHive (the collective nickname for Beyoncé’s fans) have been buzzing about a recently leaked security video of Solange Knowles... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• When Did Shailene Woodley Stop Being Amy Juergens?

  

  I’m going to admit something that may damage my reputation: I used to watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager on ABC Family.I won’t defend the series;... Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION