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• Fun With Anagrams

  

  I've been playing with the Internet Anagram Server and thought "ain't words just magic things?" So I typed some of your blog names into the thing and this is... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2011 SELF EXPRESSION

• Toffee and Brittle Confections of Sheer Unrivaled Deliciousness

  

  Friends! Do you like sweets? Yes, you do. You crave the deliciousness of sugary treats. You defy your dentist at every opportunity! Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2011 FOOD & DRINK

• 7x7 Link Award (plus 7 Lies!)

  

  Lisa Ann, our fabulous resident animal trainer (and writer who recently secured an agent for her book, The Mermaid Gene!) has kindly bequeathed to me the 7 x 7... Read more

  Posted on 21 October 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Story of Bladders, Pee, and an Errant Strawberry

  

  Lastweek, I had surgery on my innards! Most specifically on an organ that I shall call myblah-dére. Which had gone askew, drifted free of its moorings, and was... Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mind the Gap!

  

  Please do not feed sugar cubes to the rats on the subway. It causes them to smoke and play loud music.If you step into the gap, you will be sucked quickly to... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2011

• When Rejection Makes Us Young Again

  For the writers among us who want to be published (and for everyone who has ever been spurned, or loved):A request for a full manuscript offers the same giddy... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hark! Hark! I Have Free ARCs!

  

  Let's not meddle around here. You know what you want, and why you are here. Free books!YOU ARE AN ADDICT.But that's OK, because I like to feed your addiction. Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Awesome-Sausage Blog Award!

  

  So sorry. There are not many sausages here, only sauce. But if I had the time there would have been a lot of damned sausages raining down! I have enclosed one... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• A La Cart!

  

  As a longtime observer of shopping carts in the wild, I was intrigued to discover an influx of foreign carts into our neighborhood. Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Prayer for the Fallen

  Here is what happened, then. Some children in a nearby school on that day had run from the blast, herded by their teachers. When asked later, several of the... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• "Thems Are the Stupidest People I Have Ever Met!"

  A discussion with my five-year-old son at summer camp, after his first night in the cabin: Mom: How do you like your new cabinmates?B: Thems are the stupidest... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2011 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hate Mail From My Readers

  July 12, 2011Dear so-called "Party Pony,"I am a small Shetland pony who gives rides to children at parties. Some of them are critically ill, and are missing... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Haikus for Strange Abandoned Items

  

  Lashed to a tree branchThe abandoned lovey waits.Days pass, and seasons. Cruelly shorn of clothes.Are those her pants in the weeds?Ah! How the world is... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2011 CREATIVITY, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Belated Blog Awards

  

  As many of you know, I spent the last several weeks languishing in the belly of a large ursine animal. I shared the space with one can of tuna, a jar of peanut... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Summer of Bloggerly Love: Guest Post By Michelle Simkins

  Today I am honored to share a guest post by the astounding Michelle Simkins, aka Greenwoman, as part of her "Summer of Bloggerly Love" tour. The general theme:... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2011 LOVE & SEX

• Sex Toys of the American Presidents

  

  Our famous "Presidential Treatment" is now available in 44 deluxe options! All designed for her pleasure, and loaded with historical goodies. Each model sells... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2011 HUMOR, LOVE & SEX

• Heading Up North to the Land of the Pines

  

  This is just a short note to say that I will be absent for two+ weeks. I'm going to the woods. I won't have any Internet connection, and my phone service will b... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

  

  I have fallen behind in my postings, for two lovely bloggers recently bequeathed to me the "Seriously Cute" blogger award: Cherie of Ready.Write.Go (Cherie,... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2011 BOOKS, DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Panty-Meme Pony

  

  Now I've gone and cooked my own goose. After several of us taunted, bullied, and threw root vegetables at Greenwoman on Twitter, she went ahead and rose to the... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2011 DIARIES, LIFESTYLE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Skeleton Key Blogvel: Chapter 6

  Skeleton Key is a YA "round robin" novel or "blogvel," with each chapter written by a different blogger. It was conceived by the imaginative and unparalleled... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION