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• It's The Little Things!

  

  Do your pantry staples look like this? (Does this sound like a Billy Mays commercial?)I bought these from Target and I'm loving them. Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Christmas 2011

  

  I think I'm done decorating for Christmas now. I hope I'm done. (Don't they look like weird trees?)Weird trees with white spray paint snow on them?A whole fores... Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• $3.80

  

  If you've ever had the pleasure misfortune of putting one of these tree holder thingies together from a million bajillion pieces then you'll understand what... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sleep All Day, Party All Night

  

  If Frank was a baby I'd be in serious trouble tonight.He slept for 9 hours under the covers today.I hope he was doing something important under there, like... Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pee As In Patio

  

  Ever since Chloe died, we've pretty much spent zero minutes in our backyard. It needs some serious beautifying but we'll get to the outside after we finish the... Read more

  Posted on 30 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Homemade Toothpaste

  

  Ever since my Canadian blogfriend Marnie posted her recipe for homemade toothpaste I've been dying to try it. Here's the ingredients:Mix 'em all... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Tour? Sure!

  

  It's been a long time since I've posted any pictures showing the current state of our house so allow me to update you via photography.Standing at the carport... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Littered!

  Everybody knows I'm all Captain Planet and the very idea of littering is appalling to me, but I believed my case is justified. Somebody tried to kill me after... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• This Will Change Things!!!

  

  Ya'll, I had an epiphany yesterday.I was reading this post on Pioneer Woman's photography blog and right about the point where she said, "I took the camera off... Read more

  Posted on 11 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Blank

  A post about nothing! (Seinfeld reference, anyone?)My well of wonderful, hilarious, needs-to-be-shared thoughts got frogs in it that drowned and died, clouded... Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm Disordered

  Remember when I posted about my falling asleep jerks? Apparently, it's linked with deja vu which I get sometimes. Like the other night at my grandparents' 50th... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Etsy Likes

  

  (Due to the horrible, unspeakable crime of plagiarism I will only be posting links to things I like that do not belong to me, not photos with a link back to... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Dear Martha,

  (Can I call you Martha? I feel like I should be able to be on a first name basis with you since I've known you for years.)I want to apologize. Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• 13 Months + 1 Day = Us

  Ain't it funny how you always realize things about yourself when you're driving down the road? Just me?This weekend, driving down the road, duh!, I got a glimps... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Thanksgiving for Christmas!

  My anger against Christmas grows every year. It's not Christmas that I'm so unhappy with, it's the fact that Christmas (like Easter) is just another... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Slapsticks

  The Scene: Dark living room, television on, middle of the dayThe Characters: Boots, Rachel, and FrankAnd......action!(Frank walks through the living room, down... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• I've Decided That One of My Favorite Feelings in the Worl...

  I've decided that one of my favorite feelings in the world, besides a big hug from Boots, is the feeling of total relaxation right before drifting off to... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bad Kid

  Do you ever wonder how you would have reacted if you were your parents when you misbehaved? I have and I don't know that I would have done any better. Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• What I'm Cooking......

  

  Salmon with Green Beans and CarrotsI could not find Bok Choy anywhere (What is Bok Choy?) and I don't really like ginger so I didn't use them. Boots and I... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2011 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION