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• DanCool What The…?!: If I Could Turn Back Time…Waaay Back. Warp Speed Through...

  

  Poor Lindsay Lohan. Bitch can’t catch a break. LaLindz just finished up her hosting gig on Saturday Night Live, made it through the entire show without falling... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2012 CELEB, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Is The World Ready For One More Kardashian? Clothing. Shoes....

  

  It’s Toddlers & Tiaras meets Keeping Up With The Kardashians meets Project Runway meets RuPaul’s Drag Race meets any Saturday morning cartoon show of your... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Do The Plastic Surgery Samba. How About A Little Nip & Tuck While...

  

  Remember…there’s no “I” in TEAM. But there’s a “MEAT” which gives me the munchies. Seriously? The bottom row? This stinks worse than that Beef Jerky... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Scratch & Snitch Addition. Drita Has That Single Girl Itch, Renee...

  

  He has a scar over his right eye and possibly a long extension cord sticking out of his shirt. Find him! Spoiler Alert. This can’t be good at all. Jail vs.... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: They’re Baaaaack! It’s Paisley Vs. Isabella In The Return To...

  

  You might as well make things easier on yourself and start planning now. And by planning, I mean creating a backstory for when you call in sick to work on... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Girl, Pleez. They Did Not Just Go & Get All Up In Your Personal...

  

  Except for my Twitter account, Dance blog, Pinterest page & national TV show my personal life is no one’s business. Don’t think I won’t, cuz I... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Warning! Cover Your Ears And Cover Your Eyes. It’s Mob Target...

  

  I’d like to thank all the Wise Guys who made these two Wide Guys possible. Seriously. Carrying a sawed off .38 snub nose would be less dangerous than running... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Successful Post-Bachelor Rehab. Where D...

  

  Well. It’s over.Unless you have been on the Moon, or maybe unnecessarily distracted by that whole Presidential Election thing I saw on an iPad app, then you... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Time To Soak Them Sore Feet, Pour Yourself A Cocktail & Try To...

  

  You interrupt my rehearsal one more time and I swear I’m bringing my bikini! And I was all like “Lawd, give me strength to not pop off on this bitch.” The... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Warden, Put The Poconos On Full Cabin Fever Lockdown. Staten Island...

  

  The rare and elusive Mobus Wiveius travels under the cover of darkness, often shedding its fur multiple times. The Mobus Wiveius is extremely protective of its... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Have No Fear, Eden Wood Is Here! Big Hair, Big Words &...

  

  Step off, Underdog.  You’re so 2011. 2012 belongs to Underpuppy. At least according to her Mother, that is. For all of you still trying to work through... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Topless Showgirls And Tasty Sausages. It Was Booty Shorts, Fan...

  

  Pittsburgh, can you handle this? I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Pow! Pow! I don’t know what’s... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Tricks Or Treats? It’s The (Bleepin’) Scariest Night Of The Year!...

  

  Seriously…how come I never get to wear the hot chick costumes? Check these out, Charlie Brown. I gotz your two Great Pumpkins right here. Put your hands in the... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Saying The Same S#*! For Sixteen...

  

  And then there were two.Our boy Ben Flajnik has finally, painfully trimmed the herd down to just two potential brides.Courtney Robertson and Lindzi Cox.The Fina... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Attention All Units. Be On The Lookout For A Runaway Mom. Armed...

  

  I am way too over accessorized to take your crap anymore, lady. I’m outta here. Girrrrrl. Yo’ Momma is one loose cannon. Something’s not right here. Did I forge... Read more

  Posted on 29 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, MOVIES

• The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Thinking You’re Gangsta When You Are...

  

  As you can see, my oath to never discuss The Bachelor is working out really well so far.When there is so much hot mess to sift through, it’s getting tough to... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Locked And Loaded. It’s Target Practice Time At The Abby Lee Dance...

  

  Check it out. The ricochet alone will take out at least two Moms and a window. Oh no, she did not. Did she just aim that thing at my poof? I saw on Facebook tha... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Cheat On Me And You’ll Be Swimming With Da Fishes In Denial River....

  

  Mommy don’t likes to talk about fighting. Or Grammar. Gimme dat book. Men are pigs. Lying pigs. Cheatin’, lying pigs I tell yous. And dogs. Cheatin’, lyin’... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, MOVIES

• Toddlers & Tiaras Vs. Dance Moms: Oh No She Did Not Just Go There. The Moms Thro...

  

  Oh it is on, bitches. Forget the Crips & Bloods. Try the Moms & the Moms in a Guilty Pleasure Turf War. This week on Anderson, as we witnessed the... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Honey Boo-Boo Child Gets Super-Sized. Toddler Moms Get The...

  

  They’re Bigger.  They’re Badder.  And definitely Blingier. This week, in a move that could only be described as both brilliant and yet terrifying, Anderson... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO