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• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You’d Better Redneckognize That One Man’s (White) Tras...

  

  Who knew that 25 pounds of garbage could be so Beautimous? You can Holla for a Dolla all you want, but I’m not sure that anyone can put a price tag on this piec... Read more

  Posted on 18 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Ummm…Speaking Of Black Friday. The Octomom Kids Have A Website,...

  

  Now Dasher.  Now Dancer.  Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet.  On Cupid.  On Donder and Blitzen! And Josiah, Makai, Maliah, Nariah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jonah and... Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Dancing Through The Decades. A Chance...

  

  We come too far to not have at least one major meltdown. BeDazzling hard. It’s my turn, bitches. Pussycat Dolls…Pussycat Dolls…Pussycat Dolls…Pussycat... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, I’m Not One To Gossip, But Let’s Talk! It’...

  

  And then one day I woke up, and I was all like Girrrl…You’re Rich, Bitch! Damn! Girl, pleez. You couldn’t put a Readers Digest on that scrawny a** bookshelf. I... Read more

  Posted on 12 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was The End Of The World As We Know It....

  

  Hit me, Bitch. Hire me, Seacrest. Feed me, Please. Commit me, Now. Werk me, Girl. Shoot me, Mom. You’d better stock up on batteries, bottled water and a few can... Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, I Got Sexy Back. Some New Badonk Blows Int...

  

  Lawd! Hide yo’ kids! Hide your wife! It’s The Attack of the Coochie Crack! MmmHmm. I know you want to get all up on this, Gregg. No, really! Stop! Stop! We’re s... Read more

  Posted on 05 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Broadway, Baby. Everything Can Change...

  

  Let me break it down for everyone at the craft table. She’s trash. Jenny From Around The Block trash. And that makes me smile. Look at that crazy thing. She... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s Time For A Redneck Video Pop Quiz, Y’all. Can...

  

  Who says subtitles are just for fancy foreign films, y’all? Not any more they ain’t. We might as well face the cold hard truth. Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Pop In Your Flipper Fangs, Boo Boo. Halloween Means It’s...

  

  Trick or Treat. Pretty Feet. It’s Halloween time.  The biggest head rush holiday of the year.  And nothing says “Gimme Sugar” like a little touch of Toddlers ... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was All About The Story. Show Me Some...

  

  No way. That little boy is gonna pick her up? She better keep that fat suit on cuz girlfriend is going down hard. Seriously? After last week she still wants to... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Time To Unleash The Monsters And...

  

  The AUDC Honey Badger don’t give a s*** that you used to choreograph for Lady Gaga, dude. Oh…Hell…No. Seriously? You wanna go there? Jenny from the Knock Your... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Part Three: Go Scratch My Back And I’l...

  

  I never called you a stripper. I called you a bartender who took her clothes off for money! Get your story straight. Youz all big MoMos. Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Glitzy Goo Goo Gah Gah. It’s Three Thumbs Up For Baby...

  

  I know. It’s been difficult. Trying to fill the void left by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Mindlessly picking at your cold Sketti wondering what’s been happening... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: If You Expect A Sassy Finger Wave, You...

  

  Seriously. How many times have I said to only shoot me from here up..? And I’ve been waiting for this my whooole life. And Dance Moms has only been on for two... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Part Two: There Is A Whole Lot Of Craz...

  

  Yo. Check it out, ladies. Last year’s glitter eye shadow and I still look hotter than all of you. One of these days, Alice. POW! Right in the Fabulish kisser! Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion Part One: Raise Your Hands If You’re...

  

  Pardon me while I block that blinding spotlight with my sweaty Napalm. I said I lost all the weight after getting the Lap-Band. Not a Lap Dance, you pageant... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s All Aboard The Biscuit Express For A Super-Sized...

  

  Sometimes it takes a Village. Other times it just takes Aviator shades and a casual evening gown. Werk. Oh, hey now girls. Haters gonna hate. Mama, I don’t... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Reunion Part Two: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh All Get Served...

  

  You’re all just bitter, toxic a** woman that don’t even deserve to see my backside tattoo, mmmkay? Oh. My. Gawd. I can’t even stop looking at the front ones... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Honey Boo Boo Style: Redneck Line Dancing Gets The Korean Mash-Up. Put On Your...

  

  It’s kind of like your favorite Korean restaurant just started serving Roadkill. Delightfully unexpected, yet tasty. Chewy meat with a boogie beat. Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’All Better Blow Your Nose And Dab Your Cards, Becaus...

  

  I either need me some new glasses from the Piggly Wiggly, or that’s Mario Lopez playing Bingo behind me. Stay cool, June Bug. Seriously. I don’t know... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO