Trick or Treat.
Pretty Feet.
It’s Halloween time. The biggest head rush holiday of the year. And nothing says “Gimme Sugar” like a little touch of Toddlers & Tiaras.
If you’re still scrambling inside your closets or digging through a pile of costumes on the floor at Walmart (…seriously? Is it really that difficult to put the thing back on the peg where it came from, lady? Get your kids under control…) I felt it was my civic duty to inspire you to embrace your own potential Glitz Greatness.
Even celebs Redneckognize the power of…well…Pageant Power.
That’s right. Now that Honey Boo Boo Child has successfully completed Phase One of her world domination, there ain’t no stopping them Toddlers (…or their Moms…) y’all.
Hope the neighbors are stocking up on pixie stix and cheese balls for the big day, because an army of cupcake dresses are about to invade the neighborhood. And they’re looking for more recruits.
So spray it, tease it, bling it…and bring it, bitches.
Happy Halloween.
