Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• America In Crisis: Clown Shortage 2014

  

  National Clown Week is celebrated the first week of every August. This year’s festivities might be in jeopardy due to a record drop in enrollment of the... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line With Jack and Joe: Show #2

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Long Awkward PauseCast Presents: With Jack And Joe Here are your PauseCast Cliff Notes: View original Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Over The Line With Jack and Joe: Show #2

  

  Long Awkward PauseCast Presents:With Jack And JoeHere are your PauseCast Cliff Notes: The Super Bowl Joe Namath’s Coat Super Bowl Commercials Pink Eye The... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2014 HUMOR

• Rising Injury Rate Causes Olympic Committee to Question Met-Life Sponsorship

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: SOCHI, RUSSIA — Already being referred to as the “Ow-lympics” by many athletes, the Sochi games officially became the... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Rising Injury Rate Causes Olympic Committee to Question Met-Life Sponsorship

  

  SOCHI, RUSSIA — Already being referred to as the “Ow-lympics” by many athletes, the Sochi games officially became the most injury-ridden winter Olympics ever... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Dear…Sincerely

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Before the internet, the age of stationary ruled. *Cue nerd in a Game of Thrones costume: “AND it was a GLORIOUS... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Dear…Sincerely

  

  Before the internet, the age of stationary ruled.*Cue nerd in a Game of Thrones costume: “AND it was a GLORIOUS age!”*What is stationary you ask? Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2014 HUMOR

• 14 Celebrities You Don’t Want to Date on Valentine’s Day

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Ever wish you were boinking your celebrity crush instead of your current boyfriend/girlfriend/hand? Think again. Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• 14 Celebrities You Don’t Want to Date on Valentine’s Day

  

  Ever wish you were boinking your celebrity crush instead of your current boyfriend/girlfriend/hand? Think again. Sure, celebs may be rich, famous and... Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2014 HUMOR

• Why Was The Flappy Bird Game Taken Down?

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The smart phone game called Flappy Bird was not really on the radar for us here at Long Awkward Pause until we started... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Why Was The Flappy Bird Game Taken Down?

  

  The  smart phone game called Flappy Bird was not really on the radar for us here at Long Awkward Pause until we started seeing news that it was no longer... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2014 HUMOR

• Aiken Says He’s the ‘Measure of a Man’ Congress Needs

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: RALEIGH, N.C. —  My interview with singer and 2003 American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken began with a tour of North... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Aiken Says He’s the ‘Measure of a Man’ Congress Needs

  

  RALEIGH, N.C. — My interview with singer and 2003 American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken began with a tour of North Carolina’s second Congressional district. Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2014 HUMOR

• Five Winter Olympic Events That Got Cut At Sochi

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Whether your favorite Winter Olympic event is the Luge… Figure Skating… View original Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Five Winter Olympic Events That Got Cut At Sochi

  

  Whether your favorite Winter Olympic event is the Luge…Figure Skating…or that one event with the skis and the guns that no one knows the name of……at every... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2014 HUMOR

• Monday Mashups: It’s Friday in Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood

  

  Welcome to the very first installment of Monday Mashups! Right now you’re probably rubbing your tired eyes and asking yourself, “what’s a Mashup? Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Funny Pie Charts

  

  What’s better than pie charts?Pie, of course!You know once at Thanksgiving there was…well, what at least I thought it was…a big beautiful pumpkin pie. I had my... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2014 HUMOR

• How To Get Free Money For Life

  Millions of people lay on their sweat-logged sheets each night, wondering when the financial hamster wheel stops. Today we have an answer:“HOW DO I SUCK DOWN... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2014 HUMOR

• Drawing Of A Scale

  

  —–More Places To Find Long Awkward Pause:Would you like to see a topic discussed on L.A.P? Then follow this link HERE.Facebook: Long Awkward... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2014 HUMOR

• Epic Super Bowl Ad From Local Georgian Attorney Jamie Casino

  This two minute ad ran during the Super Bowl on a local Savannah television station. The spot features local Injury Attorney Jamie Casino’s brother Michael who... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2014 HUMOR