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The Saturday Six: Funny Pie Charts

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss

What’s better than pie charts?

Pie, of course!

You know once at Thanksgiving there was…well, what at least I thought it was…a big beautiful pumpkin pie. I had my taste buds all set and waiting for that pumpkin pie.

And I waited.

I sat through football…

I sat through dinner…

I sat through Grandma’s stories of the goiter she had removed from her butt…

Finally, when it came time for the pie, I cut myself a nice big slice, loaded it with whipped cream, and stuck a big forkful into my mouth…only to spit it out in disgust!

It wasn’t pumpkin pie! It was sweet potato pie!

Now, there is nothing wrong with sweet potato pie, unless it had disguised itself as a pumpkin pie!

Stupid sweet potato pie!

Needless to say, our neighbors whom had brought the sweet potato pie where not pleased. But it’s okay, because I took them down to the local Village Inn and we all laughed and I had a slice of pumpkin pie…and they had some coffee and glared at me.

Anyway…This week’s Saturday Six: Funny Pie Charts.

1.  What it Means When Your Lights Flicker:

Flickering lights 1

2.)  Reasons Why Scooby Doo Villains are Arrested:

Villians in Scooby Doo 2

3.)  Most Commonly Used Infomercial Phrases:

Vocabulary in Infomercials 3

4.)  Reasons Why You’re Gay:

Reasons for Being Gay

5.)  Breakdown of Miss Universe Pageant Winners by Planet:

Miss Universe 5

6.)  The Most Common Reasons Why Men Use Tape Measures:

Man's tape measure usage 6

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