Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• LAP’s Investment Hoarding Guide

  

  If you’re like me, you get deluged with snail-mail, e-mail and telemarketers trying to sell you the latest, hottest and most profitable get-rich-quick scheme. Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2014 HUMOR

• If Kimye Made a Music Video

  Jacyln is the queen of the three S’s: sassy, snarky and sarcastic. You can find her at: snarkybrunette.com where she writes about pop culture, dating, life,... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Group Halloween Costumes

  

  Halloween will be here faster than you know it. When most of the staffers at Long Awkward Pause were kids, the vinyl costume ruled the streets. Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Group Halloween Costumes

  

  Halloween will be here faster than you know it. When most of the staffers at Long Awkward Pause were kids, the vinyl costume ruled the streets. Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2014 HUMOR

• This Week I Learned Pt III

  

  Reddit.com has this great feature called: Today I Learned, which complies little interesting and trivial facts about random things. Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2014 HUMOR

• I’ve Been Meaning To Talk To You About Him…

  

  He’s back.All of us, your friends, knew he’d show up. We all remember how crushed you were when he left; when was that – last year? Yeah, and the year... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Coloring Book Corruptions

  

  As a child, coloring was always a good time waster. It didn’t matter whether or not you colored in the lines, out of the lines, or  like Robin Thicke, and... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2014 HUMOR

• Caramel Apples Are Disgusting

  

  It officially became fall earlier this week, which means it has officially become the time of year where we must all vociferously express our disdain for all th... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2014 HUMOR

• Let Us Band Together and Eradicate the World of Spiders

  

  Contrary to what many scientists believe, there are only two varieties of spiders in the world: 1.) fugging nasty spiders 2.) fugging nasty spiders with fur No... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Passive/Aggressive Notes

  

  We all have that one friend…that one person…who is soooooo passive/aggressive it just kills you. Like they ooze it. You know whenever you engage this person in... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2014 HUMOR

• It’s Official: Everyone Wants to Be Cool

  

  A recent poll conducted by the staff here at Long Awkward Pause suggests that a whopping 95 percent of Americans (living within a one-block radius of LAP... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Greatest Inventions That Don’t Get Enough Credit

  

  Throughout the decades and centuries there has been some inventions that have changed the world….fire, the wheel, the assembly line, the Victoria Secret... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Pizza! Pizza!

  

  There are a list of perfect foods in the world. Everyone’s order of the foods would be different, but we think the list would be fairly similar for everyone. On... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: September Horoscopes

  

  September 2014 Horoscopes – Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Sudoku Master, Ladies Man, and Crypto-zoologist  In September, friendship is... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2014 HUMOR

• Inventive Excuses To Not Go To Work

  

  Every now and then life conspires against us and causes uncontrollable events.  These events intersect our lives in a way that can have very real job... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2014 HUMOR

• DOs and DON’Ts of Tinder Swiping

  

  On Tinder, we get to swiftly subject people to the basest yet most factored-in dating criterion: looks.You swipe right or left on your phone indicating yay or... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Awkward Kid Photos

  

  Ah….The innocence of youth, and how it’s wasted on the young.Those darling apples of your eyes…Hey…what does that mean anyway? Apples don’t have eyes. Eyes don’... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2014 HUMOR

• Common Core – The Death Of Math As We Know It (And Not In A Good Way)

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: “Daddy, I need your help,” the 7 year old says to me. “Sure honey…with what?” I respond. “Homework. Math. I don’t... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Common Core – The Death Of Math As We Know It (And Not In A Good Way)

  “Daddy, I need your help,” the 7 year old says to me.“Sure honey…with what?” I respond.“Homework. Math. I don’t understand it.”Second grade math. Easy. Addition... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2014 HUMOR

• This Week I Learned Pt II

  

  Reddit.com has this great feature called: Today I Learned, which complies little interesting and trivial facts about random things. Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2014 HUMOR