Time To Talk About The “Head”

Alright girlies, I’m about to dish!

We ~~ALL~~ almost ALL of us complain about how messy men are.

How they don’t clean up after themselves.

And girlies, you know, cleaning the front of that damn toilet bowl ain’t no joke either!

We both know, despite our man’s efforts, that WE do not pee down the front of the toilet! It’s those MEN who can’t control their worms and don’t give a rats bum, right?!

Ever wonder why you see these?

But what about US. I’m talking girlies. Have you ever….. retract that…. You KNOW when you walk into a public restroom and you are taking back by some UNGODLY tornado that apparently ran rampant in the girlies bathroom stahl? Not just the stahl, but the ENTIRE BATHROOM!

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What the HELL is wrong with these girlies?

I really even should categorize them as “girlies” cause ya’ll know how special my girlies are to me!

These BISHES who just pee all over the toilet seat!

Throw toilet paper anywhere!

Leave undesirable traces of whatever they had for lunch or dinner waiting for you in the enormous porcelain bowl!

What the HELL?! Seriously?!

I hope that you’re not one of these BISHES, and I’m pretty sure you’re not if you’re one of my girlies, but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

Do they do the same thing in their own personal bathrooms?

Or is it one of those things, “I don’t have to clean it so SCREW it!”

I am appalled at the nature of these BISHES and quite frankly, if I have the opportunity to go into the BOYS bathroom, I’m all over that!

And no, not so that I can see a bunch of overweight, balding men stand at the urinal with their tweezers, but so that I can go into a bathroom stahl that doesn’t make me want to vomit!

Think the boys are just as bad?

Try it sometime. The next time you go into a public restroom and the BISHES one OFFENDS you, sneak on over in the BOYS one and tell me what you find.