Time For Tease - Burlesque Afternoon Tea - Kensal Green - London

It's no secret that I spend most of my spare time lounging around in dark rooms, smoking cigars wrapped in my Hugh Hefner-esque robe, with sexy model-types hand feeding me steak sandwiches and topping up my glass with whiskey.
So naturally, I was invited to attend Time For Tease, a burlesque afternoon tea party.
The ingenius marriage of refined British afternoon tea with the wit and glamour of burlesque and cabaret.
Come take a cheeky peek into how I spend my afternoons ;]

Fine chinaThe hilarious Ophelia BitzThe beautiful Slinky SparklesTea & cakesSalmon finger sandwiches & SconesCheck out the curves on her ;]Scones with clotted cream & strawberry jamSlinky Sparkles in action The multi-talented & gorgeous Frankie Von Flirt


Hello boys...Mr. Frankie ;]
Ambiance? Sex appeal? God damnit tell me everything!
You're served by waitresses dressed in tiny French maid outfits, and entertained by incredibly stunning ladies.
Whilst shamelessly sipping on champagne and indulging on cakes and scones slathered generously with clotted cream and strawberry jam.
This is decadence of the highest calibre.
Time for Tease is definitely the most memorable and tantalising afternoon tea experiences I've ever had the pleasure to witness.
Be my guest and grab a ticket from their website.
Afternoon tea won't ever be the same again.
Yummei?
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Where?
Time for Tease is held on the 1st Saturday of every month at The Paradise by way of Kensal Green.
Time for TeaseThe Paradise by way of Kensal Green,19 Kilburn Lane,Kensal Green,London.W10 4AE