Now please hear me out!
As a woman over 45 with a high sex drive, sometimes ya just need to improvise in order to pleasure yourself. Now I know you probably already know of a few ways to take care of business without your partner but I bet ya never thought of this one!
I’m not telling you yet!
We all know about sex toys and masterbation. Some even say putting the washer on the spin cycle gets them hot and bothered. Tried that, didn’t work for me. The old showerhead massager could do wonders IF you have high enough water pressure. However, I know you never thought of this!
How I found it
I was driving to work the other day and as usual, my mind was in the gutter and thinking about sex. It was a cold morning so my heated seats kicked on. About 10 minutes into my 20 minute drive to work, I got this really warm and sensual feeling down below! I was thinking about sex so it may had added to the feeling but, lo and behold, the damn heated seats was getting me off!
I can’t be serious, can I?
Honestly, I even told my husband later in a conversation that the heated seat got me all hot and bothered! He thinks I’m crazy anyway, but when my hormones kick in, ain’t nothing stopping me.
I repeated my actions a few more times
And the same damn thing happened! I don’t know what it is about the heat coming up under my bum and girly parts but it’s a feeling that I just cannot deny! If I were to pull off the side of the road and put my hand into action, I would have popped in less than 3 minutes, GUARANTEED!
Have you tried this?
If you have heated seats in your car and use them, do you find it arousing? Or have you really never thought about it? The other thing that came happen, BEWARE is that it’s so warm you’ll pee yourself! ;)
Are you going to try it now?
If you have heated seats in your car, are you going to try it? Just think very sexy thoughts and within no time, I betcha feel a little warm fuzzy in your Netherlands.
What other “odd” ways have you found to “excite” you?
Do you dare share other techniques that get you all hot and bothered? Does sitting on a rumbling Harley Davidson do it for ya? What about a vibrating bed? Think about things that are all around you and see if you can find something erotic in it.
I look forward to hearing what y’all have to share! ;)
