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The Truth Is Anti-Semitic Part 73,759

Posted on the 31 July 2017 by Calvinthedog

Stupidity of the day.

Idiotic dumbass Jews freak out and scream anti-Semitism over harmless article that tells the truth about Jews and isn’t even anti-Jewish. In fact, it could be seen as pro-Jewish. The article basically said that the two highest paid BBC presenters were both Jewish women, and the author noted that this was probably due to the fact that Jewish presenters tended to drive a pretty hard bargain when it came to salary negotiations. Well, good for them!

Hell, everything’s anti-Semitic I guess. I guess the sun is anti-Semitic. I mean it rises in the East and sets in the West. I’m sure that paranoid Jews can ascertain some insidious anti-Semitic conspiracy in our life-giving star. Damn that Nazi sun! Damn it to Hell and back!

Apparently telling  the truth about Jews is anti-Semitism. I guess we need to lie instead then.

It’s long been that case that telling the truth about Blacks is racism. So much better to lie then – we need to play it safe after all.

And everyone knows it’s misogynistic and sexist to tell the truth about the fairer sex. We need to lie to these women so they don’t go into hysterics and all develop Major Depression and Borderline Personality Disorder. That’s what happens when you cwiticize the poor blubbering dears, that’s how dead sensitive the poor things are.

The latest is that it’s obviously homophobic to tell the truth about gays. We can’t have any of these facts now can we? People please! Stop telling the truth about gays! Don’t you know that the truth is homophobic? C’mon please, get with the program. You tell the truth about these hypersensitive gay men, and they will start self-loathing and go on a condom-less promiscuity spree and screw 50 guys in the next year. And a lot of them will catch HIV! The truth causes HIV! People, stop telling the truth, dammit! The truth is killing people! Lie, lie, lie, lie. Lies save lives!

And the least controversial of all is that the truth about transsexuals and all of their various crazy genderless fellow travelers is transphobic. Lies are necessary for transsexuals. Trannies need lies! Lies save lives! Truth kills!

People please! Just stop right now! Stop telling the truth. Truth is bigotry, dammit! The only way to be tolerant and multicultural and all-inclusive and all that crap is to lie your fool head off. Get with the program. Lie, dammit! Lie lie lie lie lie!

Lies save lives!

Truth kills!


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