Welcome back to another installment to The Man Diary!
Did you miss the first edition? Fear not, here it is! The Man Diary: Man Boner #1, The Fish.
The Man Diary is a great thing for women. We get the chance to think back to all the duds we dating in the past, including the ones who got away from us.
Thinking back to your teenage and college years, we did a lot of experimenting, right? But was it always pleasant? We’re there things that really bunched up your panties with one or several of these boys? I for one will confess, YES!
Some were awkward. Others were so full of themselves it would make you vomit. Then you have the Mr. Nice Guys who you thought were “gay” because they wouldn’t make a move on you.
Well today, I’m talking about The Nice Guy! This is the one who I tossed away and kicked myself in the bum every day since! Remember this girlies, when choosing our men, don’t be so quick to judge if they don’t try to jump in your panties on the first of five dates. They just may be a gentleman. ;)
Man Boner #2, The Nice Guy
Oh ladies, my Mr. Nice Guy was such a sweetie! I truly was horrible to him and stupid for dumping him. I was in high school, my senior year and started dating this guy who worked at a Department store. He was friends with my step-brother and worked with him. Being I picked my step-bro up from work, I got to meet my Mr. Nice Guy and talk to you every time.
We eventually decided to go out bowling as a group and that it where it hit me! This guy is cute, but short. Not really short, but my height. Beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair and a cute little body! What was wrong with him?
His Car!
So early on in my life I developed this obsession with cars. Muscle cars and Fast cars to be more specific. This guy drove one of these itsy bitsy cars that reminded me a Flintstone pedal pusher! I know, I know, I’m such a bish for thinking like this but I WAS YOUNG!
I wanted it all! A hot boyfriend with a fast ass muscle car!
Needless to say, we started dating; talking on the phone; and him coming to my house. Good thing my parents liked him so he could hang out at my house. Unfortunately, during the begin of our dating I developed a cold. So there was no hanky panky going on except for hugging and hand-holding.
Once I felt better, he still kept a bit of distance from me. I was ready to lip lock this guy and get busy! However, it was still more a “friendship” thing. I was new at relationships so I just didn’t understand this! My friends at school were screwing like rabbits and I was still holding hands!
Why did I mind this?
Because I was a young and inexperienced little bish, that’s why!
This guy really liked me! I remember him coming to my place of work. I worked at the Mall part-time in a fancy department store. Little did I know, one night I was working, he was there shopping. He met me outside in the parking lot when my shift was over to surprise me with a gift. They were a beautiful and expensive pair of earrings! I kept telling him I couldn’t accept them! He didn’t understand why not. I tried to tell him I just want to be friends. Hell, he still didn’t try to kiss me! He forced the earrings in my hands and took off.
By the time I got home, he was calling me on the phone. I told him I wanted to break up with him. He still didn’t get why! He pleaded his case about being a gentleman and not trying to kiss me and all while I was sick and even just coming over and hanging out with me! Why did I want to break up with him? THAT DAMN CAR! I ended up hanging up on him that night.
The next day was a school day. Thankfully we didn’t go to the same school. I was getting ready in the morning and he calls. I told him it was over and I would give my step-bro back the earrings to give to him, I didn’t deserve them. He wanted me to have them and once again pleaded his case.
I was such a bish!
Eventually it was all over. I couldn’t even look at him when I went to pick up my step-bro, but I still got updates on him. Apparently after I dumped him, he got drunk and hooked up with another chick from his work. He lost his virginity to her.
I don’t remember what happened after that but I ran into him about 4 years later. I was picking up a pizza and there he was behind the counter. He was Assistant Manager right across the apartment complex where I lived.
Both our faces lit up when we saw each other. Oh man, how stupid I was to let him go! He still looked as hot as ever! We asked one another how life has been. He was married with child in his early 20’s. That could have been me if I wasn’t such a stupid bish!
So next time you think about letting one get away because his car doesn’t mean your standards; he’s short or your height; and/or he doesn’t try to get in your panties within the first 5 dates…..think about Man Boner #2 and me and THEN make your decision!
Man Boner #2, The Nice Guy got away and it was all my fault!
Stupid bish
