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The Coprophiles and Other Sick Fucks

Posted on the 20 February 2018 by Calvinthedog

Scat is a subculture of messed up sex where people like to get shit on, play with shit and even eat shit, usually right out of someone’s ass.

It’s pretty huge in Japan, and for some bizarre reason, a lot of Germans are into shit and piss sex too. Maybe losing the war screwed with the Krauts’ and Nips’ heads, who knows?

Of heterosexual scat videos, most of them are male slaves eating their mistresses shit. About 50% of scat videos are gay men. The hardcore SM/BD culture is huge among gay men. 37% of gay men practice hardcore BD/SM. The number for straight men must be quite small. So you can see that gay men are far more perverted than straight men. That gay men make up only 1.5% of the population but 50% of the scat videos shows how much more they are into this fetish of shiteating than other people. Videos of slave women eating their Master’s shit are not common.

I hate to admit that I have seen some of these videos. I don’t watch it very often because it’s so horrible, but I have seen a few of them here and there.

Of course I am not into this fetish at all. It is sickening and horrendous. But if it’s fucked up, horrible, awful, sick, revolting, horrific, twisted, and messed up, there I am, looking right at it. I like to read about and look at videos of the sickest, most messed up stuff imaginable. I’m not into any of this sick stuff. Actually I hate it because it’s so vile and you would not catch me doing anything that twisted in 20 lifetimes. I just like to read about freaks and sickos and watch videos of freaky, sicko stuff for kicks. I actually find shiteating videos hilarious. I am usually rolling on the floor laughing the whole time. That any human could debase themselves that low to actually eat another person’s shit right out of their ass!? My God. That’s so sick and crazy it’s actually hilarious.

There are some forums for shiteaters out there and I have been to a couple of them. I went to one that was mostly straight people. This was mostly submissive/slave straight men (in my opinion some of the most pathetic men alive) looking for Dominatrix/mistresses for this type of sex. The men call themselves toilet slaves and they are looking for women to shit and piss in their mouths. The Dominatrixes who get into these relationships are frighteningly mean and they treat their slave men so bad, it is frightening. How could any human being enjoy being abused so grotesquely?

One straight man posted on there that the first time he ate his wife’s shit (Why would any self-respecting man do that?), he got Hepatitis A, which you can indeed get from eating shit. I laughed out loud when he wrote that and said, “Serves you right!”

On this crazy forum I learned that turd bandits, which are some sort of hip slang joke that I assumed did not exist, are actually real! Yep, turd bandits exist! Can you imagine. Ok, this is what these idiots do.  They go into public restrooms with plastic bags, maybe ziploc bags. They look around in the toilets to see if there is any unflushed shit in there. And if there is, they put it in their plastic bags and take it home with them! I am not sure quite what they did with it when they got home with it, but I believe they ate it. This was even a bit much for the other shiteaters on the forum, who thought it was dangerous and unhealthy to be gathering up strangers’ shit and munching it down for midafternoon snacks.

I told my sister about this forum. My sis doesn’t laugh a whole lot and she is a very normal, healthy woman who is not the slightest bit perverse. When I told her about this shiteaters’ forum, she laughed for a good two hours. So apparently healthy humans can hear about this stuff and think it is so sick and messed up that it is hilarious. That made me feel better because I was starting to wonder about myself reading all of this sicko sex forums.

One was for gay men. I was shocked to  read one gay man write that he had eaten shit out of thousands of men’s asses. Jesus! How do you do that without getting ill? I don’t get it. Gay men who are into this messed up sex (they are not uncommon – 8% of gay men are into this type of twisted sex) are called Mudmen, which I find humorous. Actually I am laughing as I write this. Topics include how do you eat shit without getting sick, etc. People into this sick fetish often use special chairs with holes in the middle of the seat.

The guy on top sits in the chair and shits into the mouth of the guy waiting down below.  This is very much gay SM/BD culture all the way. The shiteating gays are the slaves, submissives, or masochists and the shitters are the Doms, dominants, or sadists. I saw one messed up gay scat video in Tumblr and there were hundreds of comments below from more  gay men than I could count. The typical comment was, “Ohhhhh! How I wish I had a Daddy to do that to me!” The men commenting on it were gay submissives.

The fact that gay culture so easily divides into tops and bottoms based on the position one takes in anal sex surely lends itself to BD/SM with tops easily becoming sadistic doms and bottoms easily becoming masochistic subs. In addition, effeminate gay men are much more likely to be bottoms, and the more masculine gay men are much more likely to be to tops. Jack Donovan, gay he-man, says he only tops.  How is it that someone only bottoms. Are they humans or just holes? How do they even get off? Don’t they want to have orgasms?

Scat forums are not the only sicko sex forums I have been on. I have also been on hebephile forums, which I found so disturbing that I was traumatized for days after reading them, pedophile forums, which are mostly just pedophiles talking about what it is like to be pedos. In general, there’s never any illegal CP type material on those forums although there is some hazy stuff like CP comics and cartoons (apparently legal) and posed (clothed) models for the hebephiles (more or less legal). The pedo forums can also be quite disturbing and I will have to write about that sometime. Of course I am neither a pedophile nor a hebephile and I’m not even an ephebophile! I am just a normal healthy straight man with a healthy age of attraction for females – maximally attracted to all females 16+ or fully developed – which describes all normal straight males.

I have been to SM/BD slave forums where the sickest BD/SM stuff you have ever seen is posted, all the way down to actual slave auctions.

I have been to rosebud/prolapse forums where morons try to shove things into their anuses so many times that they get a prolapsed anus, which is actually the goal of these twisted idiots.

I will discuss these edifying forums with you on another occasion, hopefully as you are sitting down to a comfortable meal.


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