Strange Bathroom Phenomenon Explained #Infographic

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If you’re in a relationship, the subject has probably arisen over a few dozen times from that special man in your life:

What takes you so long in the bathroom?

Let’s talk facts

Even as I child, I envied how men can so easily empty their bladder. When God made women, we really got ripped off, and I’m still very displeased about it. So let’s be blunt and explain the facts:

Men

• Walk into a bathroom
• Unzip their fly
• Pull out their manhood
• Pee into the urinal
• Put manhood back into their pants
• Walk out the bathroom door

Women

• Walk into the bathroom
• Check for paper towels
• Peek in the mirror en route to the stall
• Open the stall door
• See a disgusting mess
• Close door
• Enter another stall
• Turn to the lock the door
• Wipe leftover remnants off the toilet seat
• Line the toilet seat with pieces or strips of toilet paper or toilet seat liners if you lucky enough to sit/squat before it falls into the bowl
• Squat over the toilet trying very hard not to let your thighs or bum touch the seat
• Give up and sit
• Holding out your panties and pants so they don’t touch the bowl
• Pee
• Stand up and pull toilet paper pieces off your bum
• Shove the rest into the bowl
• Use foot to flush the toilet
• Open door and head to sink
• Wait impatiently as a teeny-bopper is reapplying some hideous goth makeup
• Turn on water
• Double check for paper towels or hand dryer
• Soap hands, Rinse, Repeat
• Double check pants are zipped or skirt is pull down over panties
• Readjust our boobs in our boulder holders
• Stare into the mirror wishing we were that teeny-bopper once again
• Proceed out of the bathroom to greet your man and make up some excuse of why it took you so long

Did I miss anything? See! We really do have a tougher time with this, right?

Let us not forget the children we have to assist in the bathroom!

So seriously, God definitely forgot one thing when designer our ability to pee. Hopefully in the future, it will get redesigned and the next generation will have it easy!

More facts!

I stumbled upon this infographic and said “I have to share this with my readers!” Although the infographic is lacking from my scenario’s above, you definitely get the jist of what’s happening in the loo.

Embedded from BestInfographics.co

Over to you

So what do you think of the infographic? Do you think it depicts the Bathroom Phenomenon accurately? Is there anything else you would add to my list above? Let’s chat!

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