What won’t I be for Halloween, you ask?
The things I do for a laugh you guys.
Yes, that is a swiffer in my hands. I think the 21st century witch would upgrade their broomstick.
Speaking of upgrades,
Is it just me or are Vampires getting prettier and prettier?
How did we go from this:
To this:
I mean, I’m all for upgrading the idea of monsters, but where will it end? Next thing you know, we’ll be making vampires sparkle!
or aliens adorable
or werewolves hunky
pretty pirates
charismatic skeletons
I mean, could you imagine?
