Ruby......!!!!!

Good morning and welcome toAnother installment of - 
Ruby F**ks up!!
Last episode we saw Ruby ovet taking her medicationHaving to tell her doctor Her meds being increasedSaid meds making her drowsyMaking her feel like she might as well be misusing themHere what's on today's episode
TodayAs Ruby walks her dogsShe suddenly has a huge urge to know her weight She gets home Takes said scales out of the bag she's left in the 'messy room'Said scales had not been working of lateAnd it suddenly occurs to her whyThe battery is not in correctlySo in a brainwave worthy of McguyverShe takes a teeny tiny piece of tin foilAnd places it in said battery compartmenShe turns the scale over And lo and be hold it works!She takes the scales in to get roomPlaces it where she always places itAnd before she could talk herself out of itShe stripsAnd stands on itShe registers the numberWhere does it fall on the safe - unsafe numberHmmmmIt's verging on unsafeThat's not good That won't do at all In her mind She immediately decides to go an a 'diet'Not a relapse people A d-I-e-tJust a few poundsJust enough to get back to my safe placeIt'll be fineIt'll all be fineFamous last words 
So yes Ruby so enthusiastically started off her year without a scale three weeks agoAnd now in a moment of weaknessShe has managed to mess that up
So that's today's episodeTune in next week To see what delights Ruby had in store.....