From the very moment he starts to talk/sing/vocode, it's a profound sense of confusion that will come over you. There's absolutely no doubt that R Kelly has been found out as a bit of an oddball in the past few years, but this takes the biscuit (excuse the pun), as he talks sexually about Oreos, constantly. We understand that this is purely (supposedly) a reference to what he'd love to do to the female anatomy, but it, in its purest form, is absolutely hilarious!!The fact is, this is a legitimate attempt at music, and that's what makes it so laughable. The lyrics have more N-words than Azealia Banks would be able to muster, the use of Oreos as a reference is, in itself, just brilliant for entertainment values, the backing seems like one of those cheap tracks you get from wannabe producers on Twitter, and, all in all, we physically cannot believe that someone with such a name like R Kelly would genuinely believe this to be a piece of music he'd ever want his name on.
We do hope R Kelly all the best ... but this has got to be one of the funniest things we've ever heard and, it took us a very long time to write this ... because we hadn't stopped laughing long enough to write more than two words at a time.
Paul.
