Queer Theory is utterly ridiculous, completely stupid, and 100% bonkers. Structuralism plus a bunch of more or less homosexual types. It’s mandatory to be some type of homosexual in Queer Theory World. It’s best if you are gay, and that’s what Queer Theory is really all about, but bisexuals are welcome too, although most people who identify as “Queer” even if they are bisexual tend to lean towards the homosexual end.
I was surfing porn on Tumblr one night (Come on – cheer me on! I am 57 years old!) and I came across some porn videos by a bunch of radical feminists. I forget who exactly they were fucking. But I noticed in their statement of principles about this porn company they were founding that one of the principles was something like
7. Stay Queer.
Yeah, “Stay Queer?” What in the Hell does that mean? Well, really that’s what we all need to do right? First we need to Go Queer, and then we need to Stay Queer.
All you guys who like pussy, get a clue.
All you women who are strictly dickly – oh come on, that is so 20th century!
Nothing is defined in Queer Theory because nothing has any definition. True to its structuralist roots, nothing means anything in Queer Theory. This lack of definitions or proof of anything on Earth is a problem in all of the fake sciences (I mean Social Sciences! Excuse me!). Nothing means anything, nothing is true, nothing can be defined. I guess nothing is real either. We must all be in the Matrix.
It’s not so much that nothing means anything in Queer Theory but more that anything can mean anything. All definitions are all inclusive. Can straight people define themselves as “Queer?” Sure! Knock yourself out! What about people who have “normative sexuality?” Welcome aboard! Queer Theory embraces you too.
The problem is that when a crazy, perverted weirdo from the Cultural Marxist freakshow defines themselves as “Queer” it literally means nothing whatsoever. Sure, there is some major homosexuality implied, but it’s only implied. Could be a lesbian living with shemale. Or a gay man living with a transman. Seven different types of genderqueer? Are you kidding? We got more gender flavors than Baskin Robbins!
Of course if you are sane and object to any of this obvious psychopathology is Weirdo Chic or whatever it is, you happen to be a bigot. You know, like a racist, cracker, Nazi, KKK, White supremacist, ugly, evil type of person. Why? Because you firmly believe that weirdos are weirdos and are not normal. Because you think normal actually has a real definition that has nothing to do with Queer Theory.
Nowadays you can actually major in Queer Studies. Back in the 1970’s, that would have been a great joke. Now the ludicrous is real. Now why anyone would major in Queer Studies, I have no idea.
There do happen to be a few seminal Queer Studies documents. One is called Is the Rectum a Grave? by Leo Barsani. I actually read this document for some reason one afternoon. Turns out it is an incomprehensible piece of Critical Theory that has nothing to do with its title, homosexuality, AIDS, or really anything.
Mr. Barsani is a gay man who is a tenured professor at some university. He regularly writes about how he hangs out in gay bars, picks up guys on the street, goes to wild gay orgies, visits bathhouses and generally lives a highly degenerate lifestyle.
Now if I did that as a straight professor, I assume I would go up before a Tenure Committee. That is if a feminist hit squad didn’t get me first.
Queers have all the fun!
A major Queer Studies book was recently released. In it, a tenured US professor and gay man writes about how we really should not put down bug-chasers. Bug-chasers are homosexual men who are going out and deliberately trying to get infected with HIV.
This professor writes about how liberating it is to have sex with countless men with no Comstockian condoms to get in the way of the dangerous fun. These men are rebels, thumbing their nose at society while they drop hits of sexual strychnine in bathhouses or on Fire Island.
This book has provoked many comments online. A lot of the Queer Studies types have been cheering this stupid book on.
Their reviews are full of thick structuralist fog. They don’t say much of anything except bug-chasing is cool and how we are all bigots if we think bugchasing is indicative of mental illness. It turns out that there is something edifying and profound about mad human lemming marches!
I have only scratched to surface of this insane field, but I am sure you get the picture. Gay and Lesbian Studies was pretty preposterous – queers and lesbians staring at their navels and scribbling solipsistically – but Gay and Lesbian Studies looks reasonable compared to Queer Studies.
Yes, there are actually Queer Studies departments at major universities.
You can stop laughing now. The article is over.
