Pedophile Test. If you get aroused by looking at these girls, you are a pedophile! A shorteyes, a chomo, a Chester. We need to lock you up pre-emptively on a charge of Dangerousness because you might commit a pedo crime in the future. On the other hand, if you don’t find these girls attractive, you’re either a fag or you’re dead. Take your pick, lads!
Kill, kill, kill the pedophiles!