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New Photos of Robert Lindsay

Posted on the 26 May 2018 by Calvinthedog
New Photos of Robert Lindsay

Taken September 3, 2017 in an Indian restaurant in Mountain View, California. In other words, Silicon Valley.

I really hate this pic and think it is ugly as sin, but women like it. A woman my age said, “Wow, no way is that a bad pic. You’re a really handsome man.” And an 19 year old girl, a friend of mine, just told me thought it looked good too. Also that my hands looked good, whatever that means.

New Photos of Robert Lindsay

Same pic, same night. Some Indian waiter came and stood next to me for a couple of pics. My date took the photo. She was a model in her late 20’s. Earlier in the day I had had a date with another young woman. Neither one worked out very well, but I was so happy to date two women in one day! I’ve never done that before. A new first.

Just having two dates in one day got my confidence so revved up that I was looking around for another woman to have brunch with the next day.

Three days later, I asked out a woman working in a supermarket, but she had a husband.

Four days later, I met an IT worker, a 27 year old Australian woman whose husband worked for Tesla in a coffee shop in Menlo Park. She said, “You don’t have a place to stay? How sad. You can come stay with my husband and me at our place. We will fix you dinner.”

Just as she said that one of my female cousins, a 55 year old woman, walked into the shop and took me away with her. I ended up spending the night at her place with her family. We pretty much grew up together and she and my other two girl cousins were my best friends, like sisters. And they all taught me all about females.

My Mom had called my cousin and asked if I could stay there, and my cousin said sure. Then my Mom called me and told me I could stay at my cousin’s. Then she said, Now Bob! She has two teenage girls, one 17 and the other 15. I want you to be on your very best behavior around those girls! I don’t want to hear about any problems between you and those girls. There weren’t any problems. Actually the 15 year old was quite friendly, and I had never met her before.

That’s so funny. Even my own Mom knows what a perverted old bastard I am. I don’t have any preference for teenage girls of course anymore than any other man does. It’s just another woman to me. A very, very young and silly woman, but a woman nonetheless. The JB’s especially are just way too young for me anymore. They almost seem like little girls, and most of them are very silly and childish.

I don’t think I would mess with a JB nowadays though. Guys my age have sex with a 16 year old girl and they call them child molesters and sentence them to 10 years in prison where you probably get beat up as a chomo. I like to live dangerously but I ain’t taking that risk.


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