Strong cases:
Robert Aderholt: Republican representative from Alabama. Locals on the political scene in Alabama have insisted that she is gay for a long time now. I think they are correct.
Trent Franks: Republican representative from Arizona. She was driven out of the Arizona legislature due to her obsessive and aggressive sexual behavior towards the young men who were working there. Now she is in Congress, no doubt doing the same thing.
John Barasso: Republican Senator from Wyoming. She has been outed by a gay investigative reporter who has not been wrong yet. Looks like a good one! Has a known lover and it’s long been known in Wyoming politics that she is gay. Lives in Caspar, Wyoming, where it has long been known that she is gay. She has taken many gay lovers over the years, always handsome young men. She took many trips over the years, always bringing her boy toys with her. She recently married, a beard apparently.
Adrian Smith: Republican representative from Nebraska. The gays insist that she is gay, and they are generally right about such things.
Karl Rove: Famous Republican strategist during the Bush Administration. Still active behind the scenes in Republican Party politics. A former high ranking Repubican official, a female attorney from Alabama named Jill Simpson, has come forward claiming that Turdblossom is in fact bisexual.
His latest lover is the president of a conservative bloggers group, the National Bloggers Council, an Arab named Ali Akbar. Akbar has convictions for credit card theft, theft and burglary. Soon after the news broke, Rove engaged in a quickie marriage in Austin, Texas, to Karen Johnson, apparently to deflect the bisexual rumors. There are rumors that Karen Johnson is a lesbian, but they seem to be based on her appearance. On the contrary, she seems to be ravenously heterosexual, and has been linked to numerous men down through the years.
During the first months of the bush Administration, Rove was seen at several gay nightclubs in DC. There are reportedly photos available that show Rove “doing more than dancing.” He is also said to have cheated on his wife, Darby Hickson of Mobile, Alabama. Whether he cheated with men or women is not known. According to Simpson, the rumors of Rove’s bisexuality are long-standing. PS. Rove seems to be bisexual rather than guy. He has an appetite for the ladies too.
George Stephanopolis: Famous Democratic Party strategist. Difficult case. He was spotted several times in DC’s gay neighborhood “J-town” but that doesn’t mean much. Maybe he was shopping? I used to hang out in West Hollywood quite a bit myself. He was also seen with a man said to be his former boyfriend, and George was acting quite smitten with him. Hilary Clinton threw a temper tantrum when George’s book came out, calling him “That damned queen!” A man who knows him well outed him a few years back and pegged his gym trainer as his lover. He recently married at age 40. Difficult case, but very interesting.
