The other day, I walked past a local beauticians and there was a sign outside offering ‘special deals’ on male grooming treatments, including manicures and pedicures. I had no idea what they were, to be honest (I have since been enlightened that one is a treatment for the hands and one for the feet). I was taken aback, to say the least. It would never occur to me to get my nails filed and painted – I mean, what’s wrong with some good, old-fashioned clippers at home? Am I missing something here?

As I said, each to their own. If I want to treat myself, I think I’ll stick to a pie and a pint at my local!