Lindsay Lohan in a scene from Glee. (Fox)
-It’s been a rough day for Lindsay Lohan (even more so than usual). Besides getting arrested in the wee hours of the morning for allegedly punching a woman in a nightclub over one of the guys from The Wanted(!), she also found out she’ll be charged with lying to police for a car crash in California. She then got into a Twitter fight with her assistant, whom she kicked out of the car when he came to pick her up from the police station.
-Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a happier night — or at least a more kissy one. And it was at Dave and Buster’s, which is both eye-rolly and adorabs!
-Megan Fox makes sure to turn to the side while posing for cameras so we can all take a gander at her newly baby-free, concave stomach and hate ourselves even more. Great.
-So this photo of Jared Leto‘s weight loss is probably the grossest thing you’ll see all year.
-Whoa whoa whoa. Rider Strong is NOT involved in the Boy Meets World sequel? Uncool, man.
-Guy Ritchie and his fiancée just had a kid.
-Whoopsie! Mary J. Blige and her hubby are being sued for defaulting on a $2.2 million bank loan.
-Emily Owens M.D. has just been cancelled. Makes sense. I’ll watch pretty much any fluffy show the CW puts on air, and even I couldn’t stomach that one.
-To promote The Amazing Spider-Man DVD, the studio released this “Peter Parkour” video of a guy doing stunts around London, which I love (even though it makes me nostalgic for Misfits‘ Simon).
-Rihanna and Chris Brown now have matching Rolexes, just in case you weren’t already annoyed by them.
-The idea of Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne hooking up makes me inexplicably happy.
-The idea of Robert Pattinson and MIA as drinking buddies also tickles me. I’m weird like that.
-Meanwhile, it looks like Kristen Stewart is now taking grooming tips from RPattz.
-Now it’s Matthew Perry‘s turn to spoof that Angus T. Jones clip. I know this meme just started, but can it be over already?
-On the same day Bobbi Kristina Brown crashed her car, her adopted brother/erstwhile boyfriend, Nick Gordon, was busted for reckless driving. He doesn’t look too broken up about it in that mugshot, though.
-You know how I love me some roundtables! This week, it’s the Hollywood Reporter’s with directors.
-The NSFW trailer for Freeloaders has landed. It features Olivia Munn in a bra, so I’m sure it’ll do just fine.
