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Just Grab Them in the Pussy!

Posted on the 10 October 2016 by Calvinthedog

That’s a great motto, isn’t it? I like that. It has a nice ring to it, sort of like an ad jingle, right?

So, what do you all think of the latest blowup with Mr. Trump?

Surely you have heard of the sex scandal with the 2005 recording with Billy Bush and Trump recorded before a TV show in Hollywood.

In it, Trump brags about how he grabs and kisses women without getting their permission beforehand.

Supposedly this is sexual assault, but this is just how you do it. Up with sexual assault! The only way I have ever gotten laid in life is via sexual assault.

Sooner or later, you grab her. You grab her hand and put it in yours. You put your arm around her. You put your hand on her leg. You put your arm over her neck and reach down to feel her breasts under her shirt. You lunge at her in the passenger seat and kiss her like a madman. You take your foot and put it gently into her ass as she stands in front of you. You start feeling her clothes.

You start feeling her shoulders. You put your hands on her face. You gently lean forward, put your hand on her chin, and start kissing her. You grab her, throw her up against the wall and start kissing her really hard. You grab her ass. You put your hand in her dress pocket. You start feeling up her tits. You reach down, unzip her pants and start feeling her pussy. You start taking her clothes off.

I have never asked for permission to do any of these things. Why should I? You never ask for permission to anything sexual with a woman. You just do it. If she likes it, she reciprocates, often wildly. If she doesn’t like and firmly says no, you better knock it off. Why don’t ask? Because if you ask her, she will probably say no! The dumbest question ever to ask any female is, “Do you want to have sex?” But “Can I kiss you right now?” is not far behind. We are supposed to ask for permission to do any of these things now? Forget it. That’s madness. Down that road leads the monastery.

Of course I have mostly done this sort of thing in dating situations, but not always.

The thing is, I only do this when I get a signal. And you should too. Sexual assault is only ok if you get strong signals that it’s ok, and even then you knock it off as soon as she gets angry.

I used to get them quite often when I was young, but even then if it was not a dating situation, I was scared to assault her due to what is happening to Mr. Trump right now.

But the signals are pretty unmistakable. It’s talking without words. You look at her, and her mind is sending out a message that says, “Kiss me” or “Go for it”, or “If you want to go for it, go ahead”. Sometimes she looks at you, catches your eye, says, “Hey, Bob,” and nods her head a bit. That meant “If you want to go for it Bob, go right ahead. I am giving you the green light.”

I know these signals are real and I am not imagining them. You know how I know that? Because I hardly ever get them anymore! That’s why? I’m the same guy as I was back then. Was I hallucinating then and I’ve only stopped hallucinating now? Hell no. Am I getting the same signals now as I was then, only then I read it one way and now I read it another way?

Hell no. I can read women very, very well. And if there is one signal I get very, very often from women these days, it is, “Sorry, not interested.” There are 10,000 ways to convey that, and I know them all. Once again it’s mind reading, but it’s not hard to do.

My philosophy would be that of course you sexually assault women on dates in the sense that you grab them, touch them, kiss them, poke them, etc. without asking for permission. Legally that’s sexual assault, but sexual assault makes the world go around. If you don’t assault females, you will die a virgin. And on dates, when you she knocks your hand away a few times, you might consider stopping the assaulting. It’s pretty low to keep after her the whole date while she’s slapping you away the whole time. A lot of males do it just like this and yes you can wear them down over time, but it’s sleazy and it’s pretty rapey too. And it’s not very nice at all. It’s a dick move another words.

When not on dates, sometimes you can assault women, but these opportunities do not happen a lot. It’s better to do this very subtly. Invade her space. If she stays there, you’re ok. If she moves away from you, leave her alone. The assaulting should be a lot more subtly and gently than when on dates, and it should only be done if you get a clear signal. Even then, if she knocks you away or acts angry, just stop. And if you see her again, remember the message she gave you last time, and don’t do it again.

Mr. Trump is not really guilty of assault here because he states that though he assaults them, which is ok in my book, the vast majority of the time, the women go along with it. So it’s consensual. Consensual sexual assault is not even sexual assault. It’s consensual sexual behavior. It’s sex of one form or another.

A number of other cases have come forward of Mr. Trump acting very creepy and rapey towards even married women, sometimes when they were with their husbands! He kept bothering them and assaulting them, trying to get them into bedrooms, shutting doors behind them and not letting them leave, and he wouldn’t keep his hands off of them. And some were married women! That’s just messed up, and yes it is more or less sexual assault, not that anyone should go down on such a thing, but it’s a dick move and it’s a crappy thing to do to any woman.

On the other hand, men do this. Bill Clinton has done such things. Mr.
Guiliani has. Roger Ailes has. I have commenters who have forced themselves on women. Date rape is as common as dirt.

Not that that justifies it, but it’s just that sleazy, creepy and rapey behavior in the date rapey sense is extremely common among men. If you started throwing every man who did that in jail, you’d jail have the men in the land. We can’t even get a handle on actual stranger or violent rape. Let’s tackle that first. Then maybe we can move on to the he said, she said minefield of date rape and acquaintance rape, where once again, you will have to jail millions of men. After that, we will work on the sexual assault and the grabby dudes with the wandering hands.

First things first, ok?


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