-Jennifer Lopez is reportedly super unhappy with her People magazine cover. I’m not loving her hair, but I think the relatively makeup-free look makes her way seem younger than she usually looks.
-Meanwhile, JLo and Casper Smart just adopted a puppy together.
-Well, if you HAVE to tweet a photo of your naked belly bump, I guess the least obnoxious way to do it is Kristen Bell’s.
-In case you missed Lance Armstrong‘s interview with Oprah, here’s the only clip you need to see.
-Meanwhile, JJ Abrams is already planning a Lance Armstrong movie.
-Michael Jackson’s dermatologist, Dr Arnie Klein, vaguely implied that he’s the father of Prince Jackson by posting Prince’s drivers license photo next to a similar looking pic of him as a teen with the words ”hmmmmm.”
-Speaking of biological baby daddies, Mel Gibson at center of speculation he could be the father of Jodie Foster‘s sons.
-Rosemarie DeWitt is leaving The Newsroom before she even appeared in an episode. It’s probably for the best.
-He’s no Russell Brand, but at least Geri Halliwell is dating a Russian millionaire.
-Meanwhile, Russell continues to be super nice to homeless people.
-Why has Tina Fey been cast as the damsel in distress on the latest cover of Rolling Stone?
-Missed American Idol last night? Here’s a supercut of all of Mariah Carey’s crazy.
-Newly single Nicholas Hoult is getting his flirt on in Italy.
-Jennifer Aniston is the new face of Aveeno, which actually seems like a really good fit.
-Meanwhile, Katie Holmes is following Jen‘s lead and becoming the co-owner of a hair care company.
-Meryl Streep’s daughter didn’t get Jennifer Lawrence’s “I beat Meryl” joke, either.
-Scarlett Johansson is getting good reviews for her latest Broadway role — and not just because she appears in lingerie.
-Despite them both being awesome people, Josh Hutcherson and Sophia Bush aren’t being awesome together.
-Here’s Parks and Rec‘s Nick Offerman reading tweets from female celebrites.
-Kate Winslet and Mattias Schoenaerts have just signed on to a movie in which they’ll play Louis XIV’s gardeners. Yes, please!
-Uh oh. Jonathan Coulton says Glee ripped off his “Baby Got Back” cover.
-The trailer for Red 2 has a whole lot of Helen Mirren holding machine guns, which is never a bad thing.
