Good morning beautiful people!
Today I’d like to introduce a new series to My Girly Parts. I started this series as a separate blog but it’s just too much for me to handle. So, without further adieu, allow me to introduce Ms Bish A Lot!
Ms Bish A Lot is just like you and me. She is all woman, hormonal, cranky, and fed up with petty BS! Oh might I add, she’s definitely NOT afraid to let ya know about it either!
Ms Bish A Lot is a straight up kinda gal. No need beating around the bushes, she’s gonna tell ya! Just fair warning, she has a bit of a potty mouth and I’ve asked her to tone it down for our My Girly Parts community so we’ll so how well she listens. Thankfully, she’s a very good friend of mine and respects me enough to listen.
Now I’m going to turn it over to Ms Bish and let her talk about What Makes Bishes, Bish!
First off, thank you to the MGP Community for accepting me into your Community. I’m honored to be here and will do my best, to be my bishy self!
Seriously, have you ever met a woman who couldn’t go from little June Cleaver to Super Bish is less than 60 seconds? I definitely believe it’s in women’s DNA that we can totally bish out for no reason!
Mind you, I know some women that can do it in less than 30 seconds and those are the ones you really need to worry about. Them bishes are totally crazy!
So what causes us, BISHES, to bish out? Well, I gave it a bit of thought and came up with a list. I know the list should be much longer but my attention span is about 3-5 minutes and I couldn’t keep focused that long!
- Stupid people – People that act stupid, ignorant douche bags, rudeness, idiots, half-wits, thick-headed, simple-minded, dopey, brainless people!
- Men – I know my girls with agree with this one. MEN just don’t get it? What do they do? Maybe it’s what they don’t do. They don’t hold us when we want to be held; nor give us space when we want it. They won’t help us dye our hair, especially when highlighted and pulling our hair through that stupid cap. They won’t help with the laundry cause apparently, the washer and dryer are smarter than them. When it comes to dog, they act like “What Dog?”; and poop scoop? Oh that’s totally beneath them. They don’t understand PMS does not me Poke Me Sir, it means, BACK THE F***K OFF!
- Co-workers – You know the ones. They think they work sooooo hard and deserve rewards for that. However, they only truly work half the day they are really scheduled. The other half they are sleeping, texting, or watching tv on their phones.
- Doctors – Sometimes doctors don’t have a freaking clue. We tell them our symptoms and they instantly ask more questions. We know what the hell is going on with our bodies! I’m having hot flashes, not sweating to the oldies in my sleep! I’m gushing blood out my hoo ha like a pig that was just gutted! My cramps feel like someone is inside my stomach playing jump rope with my intestines! When I tell you I want Lexapro, Xanax, and/or Valium, GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY!
- Cellphones – Not specifically cellphones but this bish ass imbeciles that are in the checkout line blabbing on the phone! They don’t even hear what the total bill was and ask the cashier two and three times! They are at the drive through ordering McDonalds, yapping on their phone, and the attendant can’t get the order straight! “Was that two ho’s and pounder to go?” Come on people! Put the stupid cellphone down!
Again, I could add more to this list but I just saw a cute lil pink bunny outside my window that I think I’m gonna go chase! But before I go…… you tell me!
What makes you Bish Out in less than 60?!