SERENADE 2 SENIORS
Some questions and answers from my students’ test papers over the years which I simply could not throw away.
Q Explain the meaning of ‘free press.’
A When a mother irons a shirt for you.
Q What did Mahatma Gandhi and Gengis Khan have in common?
A Unusual names.
Q What is the meaning of a stand-alone computer system?
A One that comes without a chair.
Q What is the chemical formula for water?
A H to O.
Q In order to change centimeters to meters, you …..
A. Leave out the word centi.
Q Name the four seasons.
A Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q How is dew formed?
A The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them sweat.
Q What guarantee does a mortgage company insist on?
A If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are
well endowed.
Q In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
election.
