What am I talking about?
My waste that comes out of me, rather it be #1 or #2 or #3, if you don’t know what the numbers mean then let me remind you.
#1 is pee
#2 is doo doo
#3 is both
Since we are talking about the girly parts, I think mines have shriveled and don’t work like they use to. I remember I cold hold my pee for hours; now I can barely hold it for 2 hours. It seems like I do my morning pee, then I come back home from dropping my son off and I have to go right back and pee. Then I get up and pee again and I am like what is really going on? I am not even drinking that much. Where is this mess coming from?
When I was younger, I use to eat a lot of foods, never having to worry about going to the potty to do #2. I could wait until I got to my house, grab a book or magazine, and do it in my nice quiet bathroom. Now after having 2 kids, I can’t even hold that. I remember a while ago having to take some meds for a UTI and the side effects had me going quickly. I had to pull over on the side of the road because I was not able to even make it to the bathroom… embarrassing.
Even when I eat certain foods, I have to go to the bathroom quick. Like the frappe from Mickey D or a sub from Firehouse Subs. The one thing though that had me going even faster, was red meat. I would eat a burger or a steak and it would go right through me, literally right through me. I would eat and it would not even digest good before I would be off to the potty. I have since stopped eating so much red meat, occasionally if I know I am going to go right home after I eat. I may indulge in a medium rare steak or a nice juicy burger but I sure do miss my red meat.
What about you?
I know I am not the only one who can’t hold it anymore come on don’t leave me hanging……….
