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I Am Such a White Racist and I Hate Black People So Much

Posted on the 07 December 2014 by Calvinthedog

My enemies on the Net are constantly calling me racist. Some of them are PC-tards, but a lot of them are White Republicans! Members of the most racist political party in the US calling me racist! Takes a lot of gall.

Let’s go over what my racism looks like:

Some of my heroes are Thaddeus Stevens, Ulysses S. Grant, Abraham Lincoln, John Brown, CLR James, Martin Luther King, Thurgood Marshall and many others. I would support Desallines and Nat Turner but they took it a bit too far. Malcolm X took it a bit too far also. So did the BLA but Joanne Chesimard sure had pluck.Anyone who breaks out of a maximum security prison in the US gets a thumbs up from me. Now how many White racists have heroes like those? I have never met one in my life.

I supported Brown vs. the Board of Education. Now how many White racists do that?

I supported the Civil Rights Movement, the Freedom Riders, the March on Washington and all the rest. I also supported all of the laws that followed, including the Voting Rights Act and the Housing Rights Act. Now how many White racists do that?

I supported the Black Liberation Movement of the 1960’s. I even like the Black Panthers! And I still do like them. But Angela Davis and the Jackson Brothers took it too far. So did Stokely Carmichael, but he called down as Kwame Tourme in Algeria. Now how many White racists support the Panthers? Give it up.

For a time, I was on the mailing list for the Weather Underground. Remember them? Well not the official group. The WU had a number of above ground fronts. I subscribed to the WU’s official publication which was printed out of one of those fronts. The mag was called Breakthrough and the front was called the John Brown Book Club out of Oakland. How how many White racists were on the mailing list of the Weather Underground for Chrissake?

I loved Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Nelson Mandela and Samora Machel. Now how many White racists like these guys?

I love all the Black Democrats in Congress. The Black Congressional Caucus is boss. How many White racists support the Black Congressional Caucus?

I love Richard Pryor, but Paul Mooney takes it too far. How many White racists like Richard Pryor?

I am a former card-carrying member of the ACLU. How many White racists are ACLU members?

I voted for Barack Obama twice. How many White racists voted for Obama? Have you met even one?

I got tears in my eyes during Obama’s inauguration. How many White racists did that?

Looking at all of that, how could I possibly be White racist who hates Black people in any possible universe? Granted, the PC-tards went insane a long time ago, but White Republicans now call people racists? What is this world coming to?


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