Cross Posted from Witching Houre
A new hurricane brewing off the coast of Florida was seen menacing residents with horns, fangs and claws. One scientist exclaimed, “This is unlike anything we at the Hurricane Watch Center have ever seen before!”
When asked for further comment, the hurricane became resistant, “There is no Dana,” proclaimed its horrifying visage. “There is only Zuul!”
There has been an increasing trend of hurricane intensity, due to climate change. Hurricane Sandy which recently touched down in New York City appeared to present “The perfect storm,” declared one climatologist, “But a demonic climate storm in Spring? This is rediculous!”
Update: Zuul was last seen hovering over a highrise in Miami, while a strange, oversized commodity spokesperson has been sighted making its way through the downtown area.
