Politics Magazine

How to Go Invisible

Posted on the 17 May 2015 by Calvinthedog

Real simple:

  1. Be a man.
  2. Age yourself slowly over a medium low heat on a slow cooker to anywhere between 47-57 years old.
  3. Turn down the heat to low and allow to simmer  for 7-17 years until you are now between 47-57 years old.
  4. Remove from heat and walk around in the world encountering fellow humans where they can get a good look at you.

Wa-la! Congratulations! You are now invisible to most of the female population! At the very least, you are invisible to almost all women between the ages of 18-25 and a very large % after that. You won’t be invisible to a lot of the women your own age, but by a trick of nature, a lot of them are turning invisible too, even more invisible than you. And not only that, but they even starting to become invisible to you!

Internet porn is your friend at that age.

That is if you haven’t had to call 911 on your dick yet.

Take care of that hard drive, young man. One day that drive is going to fail, and you will lose all your female data if you don’t have any backups. Not only that, but you will be left with a floppy drive as your only drive.

You Might Also Like :

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog

These articles might interest you :