Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber in Tokyo. (Facebook.com)
-Selena Gomez was spotted holding hands with her Monte Carlo costar Luke Bracey at a Golden Globes party. She might want to just go ahead and shut down her Twitter account before the crapstorm starts.
-Jeremy Renner is expecting a baby with his ex-girlfriend. Take that, gay rumours! (Also, she’s 8 months along so take that, celebs who claim they can’t maintain any privacy!)
-I’m really digging Buzzfeed’s new, long-form content. This article on how Scientology might be self-destructing is worth your time.
-Nicole Kidman looks amazing (and amazingly unfrozen) on the cover of the Hollywood Reporter, in which she says she refused to talk about Scientology out of respect for her kids.
-Russell Crowe denies dating Dita Von Teese by saying they’re “friends, not lovers;” manages to leave us all with a terrible visual in the process.
-Kathryn Bigelow wrote an op-ed defending Zero Dark Thirty’s depiction of torture.
-Katie Holmes is not text-stalking Joshua Jackson, unfortunately.
-Shakira is using her pregnancy photos for good instead of evil.
-Yippee ki — yikes! Die Hard director John McTiernan is going to prison following that crazy wire-tapping investigation.
-Here is Samuel L. Jackson talk-singing Taylor Swift‘s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” My life = complete.
-Thom Yorke does everything better than you, including making playlists.
-Jennifer Lawrence‘s funny SNL promos look promising!
-Meanwhile, Jennifer can’t believe that Lindsay Lohan didn’t get her First Wives Club reference and accused her of slamming Meryl Streep on Twitter. I can’t believe Lindsay Lohan knows how to spell Meryl!
-Speaking of Lindsay, Megan Fox is taking back what she said about her in Esquire.
-The Sundance Film Festival schedule has been released — and it’s a doozy. From Amy Poehler playing Adam Scott‘s stepmom in A.C.O.D. to Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy reuniting for Before Midnight, there’s a lot of goodness to look forward to.
-Congrats to Elton John, who just welcomed another son via surrogate.
-Guys, Bradley Cooper just got a perm. On purpose.
-The first official trailer for Mud, starring Matthew McConaughey and Reese Witherspoon, has landed. This came to TIFF but didn’t cause much of a stir. Still, it’s from Take Shelter director Jeff Nichols so it’s probably worth a look.