Everyone has been in a situation where someone of the opposite sex has come up and started to flirt. When you are considering a potential date, what really works for you and what just turns you off? Have you ever encountered someone of the opposite sex and thought:
“I cannot believe that just came out of this person’s mouth?”
We thought that we would do something different this Saturday and bring you something funny!
Do you remember some cheesy pick up lines that were used on you when you were on the dating scene?
One Night while I was eating at IHOP, a guy sent me a glass of milk with a note that read:
“Milk does a body good.”
So I sent the milk back to him with a reply
“You should drink more milk.”
While I was shopping at Home Depot, an older gentleman walked up to me.
“You have to come with me right now. We have to hurry,” he said.
“Why?” I asked, looking around nervously.
The elderly gentleman placed his hand on my back and replied,
“We have to go tell your husband that you are leaving him for me.
A woman that looks like you should not be on another man’s arm.”
One Night after a third date, my new friend and I were playing around.
Things were getting hot and heavy.
But I was not ready to go to the next level.
“Baby, if you don’t make love to me, all the tension will make me sterile!” he groaned.
(We are stilll friends. He has four children. So it looks like my refusal had the opposite effect on his virility!)
While I was hanging out with friends, a guy came over and asked me to dance.
“Come on, baby! ” he quipped. “Let’s practice our first dance. My sixth sense
just told me that I have met the woman I am going to marry.”
I was hanging with friends at Happy Hour one night when a guy sent us a glass of wine.
I motioned my thanks.
He walked over.
“This morning I was licking my fingers. I could not figure out what tasted so good,” he told me.
That piqued my curiosity.
“What was it?” I asked him.
He leaned over and whispered in my ear
“It was the taste of your sweet nectar, darlin’. Here is my number,” he answered.
A guy approached a girl and said,
“Feel My Shirt”
She replied, “Why?”
He said,
“Does it feel like there is good boyfriend material in it?”
A guy walked up to a girl and said,
“Did you know your father was a thief?”
The girl replied, “Why?”
The guy answered,
“Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”
A guy approached a girl in a bar.
“Are you free tonight or will it cost me?” he asked.
A guy walked up to a girl and said,
“Just wanted to let you know that I have a two-minute recovery time.”
and the pick up lines just keep on coming!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
“Did you see what is on tv?”
“No, not sure”
Is there a fire near here?”
“Not sure. Why?”
“Because you are HOTT”
Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that I saw you checking out my package.
Would you like to share some of the pick-up lines that you have used or that has been used on you? And better yet, has a corny pick up line ever worked on you? We’d love to hear from you!
Have a great Saturday!
