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Gypsies Are 5 for 5 with Me

Posted on the 07 June 2015 by Calvinthedog

Yes, I have met four Gypsies so far, all from Romania. They all tried to steal from me. That’s 4 for 4.

Then I met another one. I am not sure where she was from. I think maybe she was from Hell. She had just gotten out of jail. Ok, now it’s 5 for 5.

Here in the US, they seem to be emulating the very worst of Black ghetto culture. All five of them spoke in this very ghetto/barrio type wigger accent and the one who just got out of jail had one of the sleaziest, scummiest ghetto accents I have ever heard.

I used to have all these people coming to my blog screaming at me and calling me racist for my attitude towards Gypsies. They said I needed to keep meeting more of them because “they weren’t all like that.”

You know what? Sometimes you just need to cut your losses. Life is an odds game. Gypsies are matches. I don’t like to play with matches. You play with matches long enough, pretty soon you will get burned or set something on fire.

Somebody really needs to tell me why I need to keep meeting these people. I figure I am done with them. They showed me what they are like, and I am through with Gypsies.

What am I supposed to do? Keep meeting Gypsies until I run into the one decent one? How many lousy, crooked Gypsies will I have to go through before I meet the one decent one?

So anyway I am racist against Gypsies. I am practicing aversive racism against them. Me here, Gypsies over there. I want to get a restraining order to make all Gypsies stay 50 feet away from me at all times. Over there, Gypsies. See those people. Go steal from them, not me, ok?

5 for 5 is pretty bad. People complain about US Blacks, but Blacks are way better than Gypsies. Many Black folks are very good people. It’s not hard to find decent Blacks at all. Sure, a lot of them are no good, but it’s not like 95% or 98%. I don’t know what the percentage of lousy ones is, but I doubt if it is even over 50%. I would say probably a majority of US Blacks are “good enough” or “decent enough” people. That is, they aren’t out and out scumbags. There must be tens of millions of decent Black people in the US! And if that is true, how can you justify hating them? It doesn’t seem right.


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