Gillian Anderson in Johnny English Reborn. (Universal)
-This might be the best news of the week: Gillian Anderson is returning to the small screen!
-In other happy returns, Adam Brody just joined the cast of House of Lies. It’s a Chrismukkah miracle!
-This photo of Mark Ruffalo is unflattering enough; having Channing Tatum in the frame is just mean.
-Hey, remember when Daniel Radcliffe said he’d sworn off booze? That’s apparently no longer the case. He was asked toleave a bar after getting rowdy from Jaeger shots. (We’ve all been there, buddy.)
-Well this sucks. Jon Stewart says the most unpleasant Daily Show guest ever was Hugh Grant.
-The first Golden Globe promo with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey has landed, and it bodes very well. It almost makes up for this morning’s crazy nominations (no to Mad Men and Aaron Paul, but yes to The Newsroom and Smash?!)
-Kanye West wore a skirt last night at the Sandy benefit because he’s Kanye West and he can do whatever he wants.
-Speaking of last night’s benefit concert, Adam Sandler performed a funny version of “Hallelujah.”
-Poor, dour Kristen Stewart was stuck following him.
-Meanwhile, KStew attempted to pull off red eyeshadow — and failed.
-I love that Aziz Ansari has been unveiled as the person behind the awesome Twitter parody account @SergeantBrody.
-Renee Zellweger walked next to a guy at LAX and now everyone wants to know about her “mystery man.”
-Lindsay Lohan is reportedly late paying her storage locker fees, and now the company is threatening to auction off all her stuff. That seems about right.
-I’m not sure why Ellen made Amanda Seyfried sing “California Love” while wearing a frog head, but I approve.
-Mark Wahlberg is going to make a movie about hackers that’s based on a GQ article. There are too many things wrong with that sentence to count.
-Zoe Kravitz just revealed that boyfriend Penn Badgley has no plans to celebrate Gossip Girl‘s finale on Monday. He’s always welcome at our GG mercy killing bash!
-I don’t know which Katy Perry decision is worse: that she chose to walk a red carpet with John Mayer or that she did it in this coat.
-Are Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis secretly engaged?
-The guy who allegedly hacked Carly Rae Jepsen‘s computer and stole her nude photos has been charged.
-This might be the best thing you’ll see all week: the cast of The Vampire Diaries reading fanfiction.
-Sweet! CBC is streaming some tracks from Glen Hansard‘s new solo album.
-Gabriel Aubry and his pretty, pretty face won’t face criminal charges after his Thanksgiving Day fight with ex Halle Berry‘s fiance, Olivier Martinez.
-In the new issue of Esquire, Sean Penn talks about his divorce from Robin Wright and implies that he was the victim ofromantic “fraud.” This guy just gets more and more pleasant every day, no?
-Of course Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend gifted her with 23 cupcakes for her 23rd birthday. Her life really is written by tweens.
-Seth Green talks about reuniting with his Buffy girlfriend Alyson Hannigan on How I Met Your Mother.
-Matt Damon say Michael Douglas is “a wonderful kisser.” Let’s just take his word for it.
-Chris Pratt just launched a behind-the-scenes web series about Parks and Recreation.
-Lizzy Caplan swears that a Party Down movie is still a possibility.
-Every guy I know is tweeting about getting a little tight in the pants after watching this Pacific Rim trailer. I don’t get it.
