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Foreign Objects in Funny Places

Posted on the 15 August 2015 by Calvinthedog

Once again.

I assure you that 100% of these men are homosexuals. Straight men just don’t shove huge objects up their asses. I have seen a medical journal article about all of the weird objects that have been removed from (gay) men’s asses. And it’s always a man too. Women definitely like to shove things up their asses – I had a girlfriend who like to shove dildos up there – but they don’t seem to stick all of these bizarre objects up there like gay men do.

And no, the story about the gerbil is not an urban legend as you might have heard. I have read a medical journal article that referenced the case of a gay man who stuck a gerbil up his ass. The rodent got stuck up there, and apparently had to be removed by doctors.

I understand that hospitals in places like San Fransisco deal with cases like this all of the time.

Sometimes gay men die doing this. I have read of cases of gay men sticking poles or iron bars up their asses and then presenting 24 hours later with some very bad symptoms, often being pale as death. It is generally peritonitis, and the men often die quickly.

I am not trying to dog on gay men here – just pointing out that shoving weird objects up their asses is something a lot of gay men like to do.

If you are going to shove any object up your ass, I will not oppose you for that reason alone. There are people who like to do such things, and I have no problem with it in principle.

There are even straight men who like to get “pegged” by their girlfriends. Pegging is when a woman straps on a dildo and fucks a man in the ass. It’s generally straight men who do this, as most gay men simply don’t have sex with women at all. Pegging has become popular now with the Cultural Left along with just about every other bizarre sexual kink on Earth. I have seen a number of articles in the Left media written by hipsters about how much they love getting pegged by their wives. The Cultural Left Freakshow is promoting this weird idiocy along with every other kink imaginable.

You would not catch me dead doing such a faggy, effeminate and submissive thing. I don’t understand how any man could get off on it, and I don’t like playing the female role in sex. I don’t think getting pegged makes you gay; I just think it is ludicrous.

Anyway, any object going up your ass needs to have a flared ending. If it’s flared at the end, there’s no way it can get stuck up there. Your anus is not a vagina. It’s not possible to lose a foreign object in your vagina, but you can definitely lose an object in your anus.

The only thing that’s ever going up my ass is a woman’s finger (maybe sometimes), and even that can be problematic. If you are going to let a woman do that to you, make sure she trims her nails! I have no problem with a woman’s finger up my ass though. I don’t see how it makes me gay or anything like that.


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