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Fed Ex Pot, Yoko Ono, Chubby Checker, Mold & Other Courtroom Dramas

By Mrstrongest @mrstrongarm

I do a monthly cartoon illustration for Inside Counsel Magazine. They send me short summaries of four unusual lawsuits, I do a rough sketch for each, they pick the one they like best.

Here are the winners and also-rans for the past two months:

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A woman sued Fed Ex after they mistakenly delivered a package containing marijuana to her home. She turned it over to police, but three men later came to her house looking for the package. She says Fed Ex endangered her family and violated her privacy by giving the men her name and address.

strange lawsuit involving Fed Ex delivering package of marijuana to home, woman thought birthday present for daughter, drug dealers showed up looking for package; dogs pointing to package held by Fed Ex delivery man in witness box, judge with large pipe asking for marijuana, jury members smoking marijuana and getting high

A couple rented their home to a man who didn’t tell them he planned to use it to film a raunchy reality show. They couple sued for damages to house and property, including a badly stained couch. 

strange lawsuit couple rented home to reality sex show producer, house and furniture ruined, couple in courtroom sitting on top of stained couch, jury members spraying Lysol and air freshener trying to kill bacteria and germs

A fashion designer sued Yoko Ono for allegedly stealing her idea for a fetish theme: clothing with illustrated handprints on the crotch and chest areas.  

strange lawsuit fashion designer sued Yoko Ono for stealing fetish fashion idea handprints over crotches and breasts, Yoko on stand wearing dark glasses, lawyer and judge wearing clothes covered with hand prints, jury members with dirty hands leaving hand prints on jury box

Actor Jude Law sued a Canadian fireplace company for allegedly using his likeness to promote its products.

strange lawsuit actor Jude Law sued fireplace company for using his image without permission, Jude on stand, judge's bench as fireplace with mantle and stovepipe, lawyer toasting marshmallow, judge wear gas masks, jurors frightened by smoke puffs that look like Jude Law's face

The rough sketch for the Fed Ex pot delivery case:

rough sketch for strange lawsuit involving Fed Ex delivering package of marijuana to home, woman thought birthday present for daughter, drug dealers showed up looking for package; dogs pointing to package held by Fed Ex delivery man in witness box, judge with large pipe asking for marijuana, jury members smoking marijuana and getting high

A Wal-mart employee sued the store and the Hershey Candy Company after eating a moldy candy bar on her break. She says the candy bar was nine months past its expiration date.

strange lawsuit about Wal-Mart employee who ate moldy Mr. Goodbar candy bar, got sick, and sued, lawyer holding wand of mold detector checking sleeping judge for mold, witness and jury eating candy bars and getting sick

Singer Chubby Checker, known for his hit record The Twist, sued Hewlett-Packard over a smartphone app called The Chubby Checker. The app, which is no longer available, claimed to estimate the length of a man’s penis by his shoe size.

strange lawsuit involving Chubby Checker smartphone app which estimates male genitalia size, Chubby in witness box, lawyer dancing with Learn To Twist book, judge and male jury members with smartphones looking worried about penis size

A pharmacist sued Rite Aid after the store fired him for refusing to give immunization injections, despite a letter from his doctor testifying to his extreme needle phobia. He says the store made no effort to accommodate his disability.

strange lawsuit Rite Aid pharmacist afraid of needles fired because he refused to give flu immunization shots, lawyer with big needle and bottle of truth serum, judge shielding himself with umbrella, witness and jury sweating profusely at sight of needle

Figure skater Oksana Baiul sued NBC Universal and a skating promoter for allegedly using her name and likeness to promote a television skating special in which she declined to appear.

The promoter claims she had asked to be in the show and backed out, and that she was never featured in promotional materials for the show. 

strange suit figure skater Oksana Baiul sued NBC for using her name without her permission to promote a tv skating special, lawyer skating in courtroom with ice rink floor, jury members fishing thru holes in ice, judge and jury throwing octopus onto ice

The rough sketch for the moldy candy bar case:

rough sketch for strange lawsuit about Wal-Mart employee who ate moldy Mr. Goodbar candy bar, got sick, and sued, lawyer holding wand of mold detector checking sleeping judge for mold, witness and jury eating candy bars and getting sick

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Does this post make you want to sue someone so you can join in the fun?

Was Stephen Sondheim thinking of lawsuits when he wrote Send In The Clowns?


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