The following bloated countries are listed in order of porkiness. Suey, suey!
1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia
The Fat Top Ten!
Some of these are simply bizarre.
Pakistan? I thought 1/3 of the population was starving and malnourished?
Brazil? What about those miserably poor people in the favelas? Indonesia?
How does an Indonesian even get fat anyway? Those people are little, and they live on rice and fish sauce.
India!? Half the population is starving and malnourished, and it’s the fattest country on Earth. What gives?
China? Ever seen a fat Chinese girl? They are quite rare. The last fat Chinaman I saw was Mao. Where do they find these people?
Egypt. Next time the Arab haters rant about the “failed Arab world,” show them this figure. Egypt is so failed that it’s people have so much food they have turned into human balloons. Some failed state.
Russia? The Russophobes say that Russians are starving. Well, you know that isn’t true. Look at your average Babushka. She’s as wide as Siberia.
Mexico? Ever heard the pro-amnesty crowd wail about Mexico?
“Oh those poor Mexicans! They’re starving down there! They are so hardworking! They have great family values! They will enrich our culture by taking all of our jobs and creating barrio slums in every American town! They didn’t cross the border, the border crossed them!”
I always knew Mexicans have plenty of food to eat. I live around a bunch of people who came from Mexico just recently, and they told me just that.
Germany? Well Germans have always been fat. Except Hitler. He was sort of skinny. Even his mustache was thin.
