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Facebook Status Updates for Valentine Day

Posted on the 05 February 2014 by Pratyaksh Somani @somanitechshow

Facebook status updates for valentine dayOn this day SomaniTechShow wishes everyone get their loved one on this 2014 Valentine day. Fine let’s Facebook status.
So choose one Facebook status idea from the below collection to get more and start with today's article for Valentine Day 2014.
We have some fresh and unique
more likes and to impress everyone.
Valentine Day 2014 Facebook Status:
1)A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
2)If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. Only then would you realize how special you are to me. Happy Valentine’s Day.
3)"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."
4)Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
5)"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
6)"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
7)I finally got my Past, Present and Future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!  Happy Valentine’s Day
8)Love is not having someone give you the world. Love is creating a whole new world together. Happy Valentine’s Day
9)You never said I love you, yet your eyes spoke a million words… that is true love for me. Be My Valentine.
10)"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end"
11)Today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
12)Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I’m yours forever.
13)Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
14)"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
15)"Lord! I wonder what foolery it was that first invented kissing."
16)‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
17)"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
18)Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
19)Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
20)One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
21)My every movement spent with you is diamond for me. I love you my Valentine.
22)Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to wife or husband, to a next-door neighbor.
23)What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
24)"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it."
25)'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
26)’A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement.’
27)I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
28)No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
29)I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.
30)I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
31) ‘It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.’
32) Use a poem: 
We have a little Valentine,
although it’s still brand new.
You’ll meet our little Valentine,
Its September, when were due…
33)
I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find.
But the day I met you, I began to see,
that love is real, and exists in me.
Happy Valentine Day!
34)
Its d Month of
Kisses, Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n Luv Songs
It's feb..
Wishing u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
35)
Is Love Secure Or Not, But I Say
The Insecurtity Of Losing Our Love
Makes Us Lose The Friend In Them
And Insecuity Of Losing The Friend
Makes You Fall In Love With Them
36)
Have I told u recently
that I love you
well, just in case I didn't
today I want to say it
over and over, and over again
I love you!
Happy Valentine's Day!!
37)
Love is like a cloud...
Love is like a dream...
Love is one word and
Everything in between...
Love is a fairy-tale come true...
Because I found love when I found you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
38)
On Valentine's Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I'm so happy you're my
Happy Valentine's Day!
39)
You know why nature
made eyes in pair,
Ears in pair,
Hands in pair,
Legs in pair and
Heart single ????
Just to find its pair ...
Happy Valentine's day.
40)
Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality
41)
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Happy Valentines Day
42)
It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together
I love you Happy Valentines Day
43)
Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay " SHINE " Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super "WINE" Ho
Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of " NINE " Ho
Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum " Mine " Ho.
44)
Love is a miracle, sweet as can be
That will always remain a complete mystery.
For though it is something that's centuries old
It cannot be purchased for silver or gold
45)
You're in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go
On Valentine's Day I'd like to say
I care more than you know..
46)
I am enthralled by ur beauty,
yo mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by ur love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
47)
Some girls don't need flowers from their man, Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!
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