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Examination Results from My Teaching Days …

By Gran13


Here are a few of the most amusing examination results I kept as a memento from my teaching days:-

Question:  What happens to your body as you age?

Answer:   When you get old, your bowels get intercontinental.

Question:  Name a major disease associated with smoking cigarettes.

Answer:   Premature Death.

Question:  Describe the main parts of our bodies.

Answer:    The brainium, the borax and the abdomen. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels – a e i o and u.

Question. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Answer.   He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

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