The Indian city of Mumbai has many beautiful beaches, with white sand stretching off into the distance and crystal blue waves bumping gently into the gleaming sand. It is here that the men of this Mumbai neighborhood visit this beach every day to take their glorious daily dump. There is really nothing like the blast of fresh air one gets from taking a crap in the open air and sunshine. Even though there are communal toilets available in this neighborhood, these intrepid souls dislike the stinky confides of modern latrines. Instead, they prefer to lay a nice dump on the beaches and in the water.
Notice that the waves themselves are brown? Do you wonder why that might be? Those waves used to be blue as the sky and now they are brown as mud. What gives?
Do you think it might be difficult to walk on this beach? It seems like it might require some fancy footwork.
