Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber in Tokyo. (Facebook.com)
-Brace yourself for some pearl-clutching news: Jelena have once again split.
-Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan has revealed the 10 things that are on his mind while writing the series finale. Unfortunately, “don’t kill Jesse!” isn’t one of them…
-”Rooting for other people’s failure DOES get in the way of your success,” the always-wise Amy Poehler says in her latest Ask Amy video.
-Meanwhile, Amy and Tina Fey awkwardly answer questions about the Golden Globes in a new promo vid.
-Orange County’s KDOC-TV hosted a live NYE broadcast for the first time this year — and judging by the f-bomb/fist-fight-riddled results, it’ll be their last. Jessi Cruickshank deserves so much better than this!
-If a director needs to respond to negative reviews, at least they should handle it like Quentin Tarantino just did: have an intelligent, thought-out discussion.
-Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly threw a hissyfit (or, as one UK tab adorably calls it, a “strop”) when he was forced to stick around at a nightclub for more than 10 minutes on NYE, even though that’s exactly what he was being paid to do.
-Jimmy Kimmel just can’t stop slamming Jay Leno. I think I love him.
-On last night’s Letterman, Kathy Griffin defended her attempt to kiss Anderson Cooper‘s junk on live TV.
-Speaking of late-night TV, Jennifer Lawrence is hosting SNL on Jan. 19.
-I tuned out of American Horror Story awhile ago, but this sequence of Jessica Lange singing “The Name Game” is pretty boss.
-In the new issue of Glamour, Zooey Deschanel basically just rephrased the awesome speech her New Girl character once gave Lizzy Caplan‘s character by declaring ”I want to be a f*cking feminist and wear a f*cking Peter Pan collar. So f*cking what?”
-Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana reportedly broke up again (at least, until his mother convinces him to take her back. Or award season ends.)
-I did a whole lotta vigorous nodding the entire time I was reading this blog post on why The Big Bang Theory no longer deserves the critical acclaim (or ratings) it gets.
-In other TV criticism news, I got Alan Sepinwall‘s self-published book The Revolution Was Televised for xmas and have been thoroughly enjoying it, so I’m thrilled to hear that a traditional publisher has picked it up. If you’re looking for a thoughtful examination of 12 of the best TV shows of our time, this book is for you.
-Anthony Bourdain got bored and live-tweeted iCarly, making me wish he got bored more often.
-Nicki Minaj worries American Idol will make her “too famous.” Blerg.
-Lena Dunham un-ironically struck up a Twitter friendship with Taylor Swift, causing her followers to go batshit.
-Meanwhile, Lena forgot her pants while posing for V magazine. (Of course the photos were taken by Terry Richardson.)
-Kristen Stewart also posed for the latest issue of V.
-Uh oh. Is Britney Spears up to her old (incoherent) tricks?
-I’ve become a big fan of Nick Kroll thanks to his appearances on Comedy Bang Bang! and this clip from Rich Dicks is not changing my mind.
-Romeo Beckham runs amok in his new Burberry commercial. All of those words make me really sad.
-Any positive New Year’s resolutions Amanda Bynes may have had were probably broken by this Instagrammed photo of her boobs.
-Lea Michele rang in the new year with boyfriend Cory Monteith in Hawaii.
-Aw nuts. Writer Megan Ganz is leaving Community.
-The trailer for Scary Movie 5 is out. I don’t know which is more terrifying: that this film got green-lit, or Lindsay Lohan’s face in it. (Especially because she’s actually been looking good lately.)
