Forget it, Bailey. You'll never be as cool as Otter and me.
We are calm and sophisticated.
Wait a minute! Is there food?
Looks like a false alarm to me.
Oh, hi. Welcome to the more rational part of the house. The dogs aren't allowed back here during the day which suits us fine. We don't see why they get to sleep back here but The Woman and That Man allow it.
But seeing them, the dogs AND the people, is why we daily thank Bast for letting us be born as cats. Anything else would be too horrible to contemplate.
