*Parents are advised not to take offense. After all education system ki #ConditionSeriousHai.
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The Parent Teacher Meeting is one dreaded morning, that students and teachers totally want to avoid.
The only people who await this date with the school are the parents.
The parents seem to be the most excited.
Them and the school cafeteria.
The cafeteria stocks up with all the goodies like patties and samosas and brownies and paneer kulchas and of course the dishwater like tea and coffee and instant soup that is our savior during school hours.
The poor parents leave home to attend the meeting with the teacher with out even a bite.
But never forget to polish their shoes and touch up the nail paint and hair color and hold their latest iPhone5c and new AudiQ5 car keys in their hands...
#ConditionSeriousHai..
Poor teacher ,sporting a dull school blazer is overshadowed by all that bling. Behind that smile,all she can think of is,"Guess ...this bag was on the fashion and you sale too,meet me at the g on friday night ,my dress will be better than yours,If you spent a quarter of the time that you did dressing up for the PTM,scrubbing your sons neck,his face would belong on his neck ,etc."
#ConditionSeriousHai..
One lot of parents come in to school before the buses park themselves in the parking bay. While the poor teachers trudge with their books and mark registers towards the office to mark their presence.
#ConditionSeriousHai..
Before the poor teachers can enter the class room, the eager beaver parents are there to welcome the teacher. After all the complaints and stuff the parent proposes to tell the poor overburdened teacher how the grade 9 boy does not eat his tiffin, but eats from the school cafeteria.
One point for the cafeteria, poor mum's tiffin box is probably as unappetising as cardboard.
What does the teacher do?Along with her lesson plans, she must now cater for 35 tiffin boxes too???
#ConditionSeriousHai..
From 0830 hrs the poor teachers have been trying to get the parents to comprehend the nuances of school grading, and just at 1355 hrs when they are wrapping up for the day,comes one parent,dressed to the nines in 9 cm heels and a 9 cm coiffure with almost 9cm long manicured fake nails...
"Mam,sorry,I'm late...actually Kitty Party lunch miss kar ke aiyi hun....kaisa kar raha hai aapki class main???"
And the poor teacher has only a bemused expression...
Why did you bother madam,the school could have hosted your kitty party...
#ConditionSeriousHai..
At the end of the day,teachers ki #ConditionSeriousHai..
We all work for the children,a PTM without humor would be an uneventful "Event".
At the end of teh day,no malice towards the parents and the PTMs.
No seriousness,
Kya .Kyu.Later.
Spreads seriousness.
Aaj.Issliye.Abhi.
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