So, I'm relaxing on the bed, enjoying the sun when BAM!
''The Idiot Bitch has jumped up and is trying to intimidate moi.
As if. A little growling and hissing and she backs off, not even giving me a chance to show her my claws.
The Woman speaks to her pretty sharply (though I have the situation completely under control, thankyouverymuch.)
Oh, my. The Idiot Bitch has some personal grooming to do. (Anything to save face.)
Dogs. What can I say? Thank goodness I was born a cat.
